She kept picking up heavy objects with her tongue
Posted on 04/21/2008 6:46:13 AM PDT by no nau
White House security personnel have reportedly booted a young female intern off the staff after discovering she was a mole planted by the Democrats -- on a mission to seduce President George W. Bush!
While the mystery woman's name has not been revealed and the strange incident has been hushed up, administration sources claim that sneaky Democrats cooked up the botched scheme, hoping to create a Monica Lewinsky-type scandal and unseat Bush.
"The infiltrator was unmasked within six weeks after Inauguration Day," said a high-level Republican Party source. "Because of the swift actions taken by the White House staff, this individual never had an opportunity to spend any time alone with the President."
Sources say that the mole brought suspicion upon herself from the first day.
"She was very flirtatious, always flashing a lot of cleavage and thigh," said a White House insider. "Her politics also didn't seem to match what she had written in her application. She once called Rush Limbaugh, who's a conservative icon, 'an idiot.' "
But the straw that broke the camel's back came when the attractive intern confided to a White House worker that she was planning to quit "as soon as I earn my presidential kneepads" --- a phrase coined by former Clinton galpal Monica Lewinsky.
The concerned worker reported the incident to superiors, who responded quickly.
Grilled by security personnel, the intern reportedly confessed that she had been sent to "boink" the President by Democratic operatives, who dubbed the mission Operation Bushwhack. But she couldn't or wouldn't name the people who put her up to it.
The Republican Party source says that even if the planted intern had been able to get President Bush alone, he would never have succumbed to her advances.
"Unlike his predecessor, President Bush is a person of high moral caliber and deeply committed to his marriage," the source said. "Also, his personal relationship with Jesus Christ is incredibly important to him. This kind of ploy would never have worked."
The White House has issued no official comment on the alleged mole operation. But many Republicans on Capitol Hill are outraged at the below-the-belt tactics.
"The Democrats talk about bipartisanship, then we find out they're resorting to this kind of outrageous dirty trick," said a GOP leader who asked that his name not be used.
Democrats deny any involvement in the plot and say they are "offended" that anyone would even think they might have had something to do with planting the intern.
"Sounds like a troubled girl, acting on her own," said a Democratic strategist. "It's sad that there's such suspicion in Washington."
Yep, the President grew up and tossed off his “frat boy” days....the DEMS have NEVER grown up.
One count against this story, why is it coming out now?
Nothing surprises me anymore when it comes to the democrats.
“... many Republicans on Capitol Hill are outraged at the below-the-belt tactics ...”
What ..?? REPUBLICANS ARE OUTRAGED .. WELL .. THAT WILL BE A CHANGE.
And .. for heavens’ sake .. where have these people been all these years while the dems have continued to play these “dirty tricks” upon the repubs and the repubs HAVE DONE NOTHING - and the dems whine that we won’t reach across the isle. Aaarrrrggggg!!!
This is just more of the “relativity” the dems live by. If Clinton did it .. then Bush will do it .. because CHARACTER HAS NO MEANING TO THEM.
Take your own advice and a hike while you're at it. Blackbird.
You are proving my point here. Best stop before your posting get so idiotic you reach negative IQ points
Good thought, she'd work as bait for either one..
And unlike his predecessor, President Bush has someone at home worth being faithful to.
You must've missed the "Take a hike" part. You really should avoid the topic of IQ's liljohnnie. Blackbird.
Please take your personal flame war to FReepmail. I don't care what either of you thinks about the other.
Hey, who can tell at that age?
If you ask me, now that someone has posted a Helen Thomas picture, it’s pretty worthless WITH pictures.
They can ALWAYS get more disgusting.
She kept picking up heavy objects with her tongue
really tough to get through to a titanium shell
Without confirmation from at least two other unrelated sources, this is nothing more than a humorous anecdote. Now, will the Democrats follow up with planted Chinese agents meeting with Bush 37 times in secret sessions, bringing with them illegal campaign money and expecting nuclear secrets in return?
Yeah, that wasn’t the picture I was looking for. The thread title said “Sexy Intern” not “Vomit Inducing Intern.”
“I’ll call him an idiot again.”
“If you want to see the idiot, look in the mirror.”
Are you sneaking up behind him?
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