[snarks_when_bored]

More than 3,500 Bigfoot creatures exist nationwide, Biscardi said. “They’re nocturnal creatures and they’re migratory,” he said. “They move from south to north this time of year.”

The likelihood of these things being true is, oh, about nil, I'd say.

[cspackler]

More than 3,500 Bigfoot creatures exist nationwide, Biscardi said. “They’re nocturnal creatures and they’re migratory,” he said. “They move from south to north this time of year.”

Yeah, and amazingly while we have enough photo and video evidence to prove that a Grizzly Bear does exist, we have yet to have one solid picture of this so-called creature having a refreshing drink from a stream...

[reagan_fanatic]

"More than 3,500 Bigfoot creatures exist nationwide," Biscardi said. “They’re nocturnal creatures and they’re migratory,” he said. “They move from south to north this time of year.”

Mr. Biscardi also noted that sightings tended to decrease when Congress was in session.

[attiladhun2]

In order for over 3,000 large primates to exist in this country and not be regularly spotted would mean they have supernatural abilities, which would make the likelihood of their existence to be zero.

[mallardx]

You’d think with no corpses found, or no live captures, that you are correct and this appeals to our curiosity, keeping the story alive. But there have been so many sightings, in nearly every state, that I have to give it a 0.1% chance. Too many people have had vivd sightings of upright walking creatures of this mold.

[When do we get liberated?]

This guy is not a big believer in Occam’s Razor, eh?

“Could be a bear, but most likely a bigfoot”