[BGHater]

Bishopville is Lizard Man territory.

[snarks_when_bored]

More than 3,500 Bigfoot creatures exist nationwide, Biscardi said. “They’re nocturnal creatures and they’re migratory,” he said. “They move from south to north this time of year.”

The likelihood of these things being true is, oh, about nil, I'd say.

[Right Wing Assault]

Well, if it’s stupid enough to try to eat a minivan, I don’t know what that says about it’s danger to us. Don’t hide in cars and vans? If it comes after you, throw it a car?

[Abathar]

*snicker*

[Jaxter]

“Let’s just say that when I go outside, I have my gun with me,” she said.

Hmmm. Sounds bitter.

[kingattax]

[rightinthemiddle]

Three toes? Might have been one of these.

[crusty old prospector]

As many “bitter” Americans there are around this country during hunting season, I would say that the chances are less than zero.

[pallis]

If it can bite tires and crumple up metal, it shouldn’t have a problem eating lead.

[sheik yerbouty]

Where has Butch Rhino been lately?

[ryan71]

“There was also blood on the front and sides of the car.”

Yet no mention of anyone analyzing the blood... If these things existed, you'd be able to find a youtube video.

[Maceman]

Jeez. With bite marks and blood samples, you’d think it would be relatively easy to determine whether the perpetrator is a hoax, a bear or a previously unknow species of animal.

Also, I would think that a forensic footprint analyst could determine the weight distribution of whatever made the print, thereby getting a rough approximation of it’s mass (i.e. a little guy wearing big fake feet, vs. an animal that really has the heft one would expect for a print that size).

[brytlea]

If there was blood couldn’t they just do a DNA test? That is if they really wanted to find out what did the damage?
susie

[P8riot]

Will Mr. Art Bell pick up the white courtesy telephone please?

[redstateconfidential]

There was a car attacked in the same exact manner out west(South Dakota?), the post -Bigfoot theory was a bear or mountain lion tried to get at the families cats hiding in the wheel wells or under the hood. The cats hadn't been seen since then either.

[DuncanWaring]

Lizard Man?

[RightWhale]

FR is doing better with Breaking News, but there is room for improvement. This was on Coast a month ago.

[Migraine]

Never mind the Swamp Thing. Has there been an Adrienne Barbeau sighting?

[Freedom2specul8]

marked to read later

[untrained skeptic]

If they exist, why haven't people found corpses?

Even if you buy into them being reclusive and good at hiding, why having their remains been found. Even if they get preyed on by scavengers after death, there should be skeletal remains.

Even if they somehow hide the bodies of their dead, we would have found remains.

[JamesP81]

“They woke up Feb. 28 to find the front fender of their 2002 Dodge Grand Caravan chewed up, bite marks through the front grill, wheels on both sides bitten and metal crumpled in a wad. There was also blood on the front and sides of the car.”

Sounds like a bear to me, and not a particularly big one either. A bear can tear a car all to pieces in pretty short order.