Hillary: Weak at 11 PM, Wonderful at 3 AM

NewsBusters ^ | Mark Finkelstein

[governsleastgovernsbest]

There must be something about midnight. Because sometime between 11 PM and 3 AM, Hillary Clinton is transformed from a sleepy sexagenarian who can't keep her facts straight into a bold Commander-in-Chief dealing decisively with the crisis of the moment.

We all know about Hillary's 3 AM mastery. As for 11 PM, Bill Clinton went on the campaign trail in Indiana yesterday and chalked up his wife's problems with the truth of Tuzla to the senior moments that afflict people of her age at that time of night. Story Continues Below Ad ↓

Morning Joe has been having an absolute field day today with Bill's fibs on the matter, repeatedly playing clips of him out on the stump yesterday. How can a politician tell he's gone too far in twisting the truth? When Willie Geist, normally averse to plunging into the political fray, faults a pol for telling "so many lies" about something, as Willie did this morning about Bill's whoppers. Joe Scarborough branded Bill a "runaway beer truck."

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[Ditter]

Who could ever have imagined while watching hillary sitting on her couch, in her exquisitely decorated house telling us she wanted “ to talk, to chat, to have a conversation” (remember that early ad?) that she would soon come across so badly? I certainly didn't think she would (but I love it).

[MrB]

I don’t believe that he’s trying to sabotage her.

I believe it’s sheer ARROGANCE.

He’s telling us, basically, that he and his wife have a

RIGHT TO LIE,

and chastising us for questioning that right.

[MrB]

hehe....

Going into Beavis and Butthead mode.

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hehe...

[Dr. Scarpetta]

I’m sure Hillary isn’t too happy that Bill reminded everyone that she’s 60. No woman, not even Hillary, needs to hear that...

[Dr. Scarpetta]

A little off topic here but man Mika’s been a BITCH lately.

When it comes to Mika, Joe can be a bully...

[Dick Vomer]

that is a GREAT photo...hahahahahahahaha

[rawhide]

I’m beginning to wonder if there really IS something to the theory that he doesn’t WANT her to win.

I have thought this same thing for many months now?

[Pharmboy]

Trouble is, she mad that statement at 11 AM and not 11 PM, as they pointed out. So even here, BJ is torturing the truth.

[isrul]

Mmmmmmm. sexagenarain. Vibrant exciting female RAT.

[Retired Greyhound]

I know what doesn't happen to Hillary between 12 and 3.

[tioga]

I believe that isn’t a horse, but a donkey....otherwise known as a jack - a$$! LOL

[Charles Henrickson]

LANDING ON A JET PLANE
Tune: "Leaving on a Jet Plane" Original

All the odds are stacked, I'm ready to run
I'm standin' here, holdin' my gun
I hate to call you up to say goodbye
But the battle's ragin', I hear the sounds
The tank is waitin', he's shootin' some rounds
I know there's so much danger I could die

So send me to Bosnia
Tell me they'll be bombin' us
Sniper fire will never get me down
I'm landin' on a jet plane
I don't know if I'll be back again
Oh, Bill, we're on the ground

There's so many shots, it takes my breath
So many times I've cheated death
I tell you now, we just lost a wing
Every combat zone, I pay my dues
Every mission flown is stuff I'll use
Some day I'll throw my pantsuit in the ring

So send me to Bosnia
Tell me they'll be bombin' us
Sniper fire will never get me down
I'm landin' on a jet plane
I don't know if I'll be back again
Oh, Bill, we're on the ground

Now the time has come for battle
My future's not as bright as cattle
I'll close my eyes, while the cannons boom
I'll dream about the campaign trail
When I can tell my wartime tale
About the time I faced death and doom

So send me to Bosnia
Tell me they'll be bombin' us
Sniper fire will never get me down
I'm landin' on a jet plane
I don't know if I'll be back again
Oh, Bill, we're on the ground

[AngelesCrestHighway]

“Bill Clinton went on the campaign trail in Indiana yesterday and chalked up his wife’s problems with the truth of Tuzla to the senior moments that afflict people of her age at that time of night......”

Senior moments like sniper fire?...

[rod1]

She also said it on more than one occasion. So I guess she has terminal exhaustion.

[rod1]

Bubba’s is trying to help her get even more of the DEPENDS vote.

[AmericaUnite]

When I heard of Bill’s “it was late” comment, all I could think of was the 3AM Ad. Glad someone else noticed.

[Yankee]

Bill, Hillary and Obama are all dumber than dogs__t.

They all think they are so brilliant that they have to share their every half-assed thoughts with everybody.

And they are all transparent liars.

It's not even a challenge to see through their mendacity.

It's insulting to one's intelligence that they think they can snow you with such weak BS.