[GOP_Party_Animal]

The pirate captain was quoted as saying, “Arrrr!”.

[El Gato]

...the hijackers have been encouraged by ransoms paid in previous ship seizures.

'These pirates are terrorists and there is no need to negotiate with them.

'Attacking them will solve future piracy plans.'

Worked for Jefferson and Monroe on and off the "Shores of Tripoli", when dealing with other Mussleman pirates.

Millions for Defense, Not One Cent For Tribute.

[dynachrome]

With modern technology, shouldn’t the whereabouts of this ship be easily determined?

[El Gato]

Unconfirmed reports emerging from the region of Mudug said the hijacked ship had reached a small coastal town on the Central Somali coast where armed villagers engaged the pirates in a skirmish that killed at least two people.

Somali Militia?

Who knew.

[phrogphlyer]

“Abdullahi Said O’Yusuf, the mayor of Eyl”

Irish-Somali?

[SengirV]

'The French and American ships must attack the pirates. They have our blessing,' Mr Ghelle said

Hahahahahha. good luck with that Mr. Ghelle. The French have an aversion to any form of justified use of military force.

[Chode]

Capt. Pissgums and his Perverted Pirates vs the Dyke's!!!

Pathos on the High Seas, below decks... on his ship the Quivering Thigh

[Virginia Ridgerunner]

Unconfirmed reports emerging from the region of Mudug said the hijacked ship had reached a small coastal town on the Central Somali coast where armed villagers engaged the pirates in a skirmish that killed at least two people.

[elmer fudd]

When a 288’ yacht gets hijacked warships are dispatched to the area, but if it were some poor schmuck in their 33’ sailboat they’d just be lucky to escape with their lives.