You’re in for a treat with Delphi User’s posts, now that he is cornered and getting excited. He loves to throw in ‘grin’ and ‘chuckling’ amd ‘snicker’ as little childish insults symbolic of his Mormonism condescension. He has alter egos who will then jump in to tell us how unChristian it is to question his motives and expose his fallacies without petting his ego which is apparently so frail.
Am I to assume he actually thinks that lends weight and credibility to his arguments? How silly. Perhaps someone of his intellect would buy into it, but of course nobody with an IQ greater than double digits will be impressed.
I noticed that. Glad I wasn't the only one who found it so childish.
MORMON
ATTITUDES OF SUPERIORITY VERSION 3.0 |
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| S h o r t h a n d |
R e f e r e n c e : |
| 1. We're Superior; We have a special gift of the holy Ghost - you don’t! | (cite needed) |
| 2. We're Superior; We have God’s true priesthood power - you don’t! | (cite needed) |
| 3. We're Superior; We can go in God’s secret Temple - you can’t! | (cite needed) |
| 4. We're Superior; We’ve been Endowed with special Gifts and Knowledge - you’re just normal! | (cite needed) |
| 5. We're Superior; We’ll have Our families with Us in heaven - you’ll be with strangers! | (cite needed) |
| 6. We're Superior; We're becoming a God - you aren’t! | (cite needed) |
| 7. We're Superior; Our women know their place as servants of man and yours don’t. | (cite needed) |
| 8. We're Superior; YOUR creeds are wrong because they come from man - ours comes from God (you can find each one printed in our Scriptures). | (cite needed) |
| 9. We're Superior; We don’t HAVE a creed - We’ve got 13 Articles of Faith! | (cite needed) |
| 10. We're Superior; We have four standard works and you only have one — in as far as it is translated correctly. | (cite needed) |
| 11. We're Superior; We can state with impunity about such things as church membership, church growth, church doctrine, church history, church influence, etc. — and you can’t. | (cite needed) |
| 12. We're Superior; We are right (everybody knows) when We say 'evangelical' Christians are lunatics -- -- You’re hideous narrow-minded bigots, who are persecuting us by practicing discrimination by saying We're not a Christian. |
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| 13. We're Superior; We have a Living Prophet who talks to god every day — you have a dim-witted hireling of Satan who only talks to himself. | (cite needed) |
| 14. We're Superior; We have magic underwear to protect us from the bogey man and you don’t. | (cite needed) |
| 15. We're Superior; We have secret clasps and grips to give the angel so We get admitted to the celestial kingdom — you don’t - so you can’t. | (cite needed) |
| 16. We're Superior; We will see Joseph Smith setting on the right hand of GOD, when We get to Mormon heaven, and he will recognize me and judge me favorably — -- You’re on your own; when you get to wherever you’re going! |
(cite needed) |
| 17. We're Superior; We're going to hie to Kolob while you’re going to who knows where. | (cite needed) |
| 18. We're Superior; We get to have a harem and act like a celestial stud for time and all eternity and you don’t. | (cite needed) |
| 19. We're Superior; We have sun stones, moon stones, sky stones, cloud stones, Saturn stones, and the evil eye of Osirus guarding Our temple — all you have is a stupid cross. | (cite needed) |
| 20. We're Superior; Our church has billions in assets stashed away and yours has taken a stupid vow of poverty. | (cite needed) |