MORMON
ATTITUDES OF SUPERIORITY VERSION 3.0 |
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S h o r t h a n d |
R e f e r e n c e : |
1. We're Superior; We have a special gift of the holy Ghost - you dont! | (cite needed) |
2. We're Superior; We have Gods true priesthood power - you dont! | (cite needed) |
3. We're Superior; We can go in Gods secret Temple - you cant! | (cite needed) |
4. We're Superior; Weve been Endowed with special Gifts and Knowledge - youre just normal! | (cite needed) |
5. We're Superior; Well have Our families with Us in heaven - youll be with strangers! | (cite needed) |
6. We're Superior; We're becoming a God - you arent! | (cite needed) |
7. We're Superior; Our women know their place as servants of man and yours dont. | (cite needed) |
8. We're Superior; YOUR creeds are wrong because they come from man - ours comes from God (you can find each one printed in our Scriptures). | (cite needed) |
9. We're Superior; We dont HAVE a creed - Weve got 13 Articles of Faith! | (cite needed) |
10. We're Superior; We have four standard works and you only have one in as far as it is translated correctly. | (cite needed) |
11. We're Superior; We can state with impunity about such things as church membership, church growth, church doctrine, church history, church influence, etc. and you cant. | (cite needed) |
12. We're Superior; We are right (everybody knows) when We say 'evangelical' Christians are lunatics -- -- Youre hideous narrow-minded bigots, who are persecuting us by practicing discrimination by saying We're not a Christian. |
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13. We're Superior; We have a Living Prophet who talks to god every day you have a dim-witted hireling of Satan who only talks to himself. | (cite needed) |
14. We're Superior; We have magic underwear to protect us from the bogey man and you dont. | (cite needed) |
15. We're Superior; We have secret clasps and grips to give the angel so We get admitted to the celestial kingdom you dont - so you cant. | (cite needed) |
16. We're Superior; We will see Joseph Smith setting on the right hand of GOD, when We get to Mormon heaven, and he will recognize me and judge me favorably -- Youre on your own; when you get to wherever youre going! |
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17. We're Superior; We're going to hie to Kolob while youre going to who knows where. | (cite needed) |
18. We're Superior; We get to have a harem and act like a celestial stud for time and all eternity and you dont. | (cite needed) |
19. We're Superior; We have sun stones, moon stones, sky stones, cloud stones, Saturn stones, and the evil eye of Osirus guarding Our temple all you have is a stupid cross. | (cite needed) |
20. We're Superior; Our church has billions in assets stashed away and yours has taken a stupid vow of poverty. | (cite needed) |
How can HALF a chart work?
More FR gremlins??