[John Jorsett]

Personally, I’m pro-matter.

[cizinec]

“The twist comes from odd behavior in a particle called the BS (pronounced “B-sub-S”), which flips back and forth between its matter and antimatter forms three trillions times per second.”

I suspect further research will help us understand the behaviors of politicians. They are controlled by a collection of BS particles.

[RightWhale]

This is exciting, definitely

The excitement is detectable, that is, above background.

[SIDENET]

"Fascinating article, Captain."

[LibFreeOrDie]

supersymmetry, a proposed standard model extension that gives each known particle a heavier doppelganger, or super-partner.

[Squantos]

Doesn’t matter......

[668 - Neighbor of the Beast]

Or, maybe every black hole in the universe is a trace of some advanced civilization that started playing with a loaded Hadron collider.

[steve86]

I’m going to put my money on supersymmetry rather than the single large particle. Well, an antimatter nickle, anyway.

[kbennkc]

If I new for sure the super collider would destroy the universe when they fire it up , I would go finance a new boat .

[Hunton Peck]

"...a particle called the BS (pronounced "B-sub-S"), which flips back and forth between its matter and antimatter forms three trillions times per second."

Soon to be designated "the John Kerry particle".

[ElkGroveDan]

Captain we have a problem with the anti-matter containment field.

[GreenHornet]

Nature may have handed scientists a new clue in a longstanding mystery: how matter beat out antimatter for dominance of the universe.

Antimatter would have won if they had counted Florida and Michigan.

[Jagman]

Cleary, what we need to do is increase the Buck Rogers noises and put more science stuff around!

[Rocky]

I need about thirty pounds of antimatter.

[sionnsar]

Bush’s fault.

[Yollopoliuhqui]

Contemporary orthodox theoretical physics is an analog to the state of human knowledge in 13th century black plague Europe. I’m going to tell you one thing kid, Nikola Tesla.

[aruanan]

Early data from twin experiments at the Tevatron, the world's reigning particle accelerator at Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory (Fermilab) in Batavia, Ill., suggest an unexpected chink in the hugely successful standard model of particle physics.

I guarantee you that somewhere there's some poor black kid with the name Tevatron.

[B-Chan]

Early data from twin experiments at the Tevatron, the world's reigning particle accelerator at Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory (Fermilab) in Batavia, Ill., suggest an unexpected chink in the...

RACISM!!!!

[AZLiberty]

The twist comes from odd behavior in a particle called the BS (pronounced "B-sub-S"), which flips back and forth between its matter and antimatter forms three trillion times per second.

I'd love to know how they know this.

[aruanan]

In that case, the BS oscillations could feel indirect effects from different combinations of super-partners, Fleischer says.

Sounds like the Democrat Party.