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Ted Turner: Global Warming Will Cause Mass Cannibalism
Newsbusters.org ^
| April 2, 2008
| Brent Baker
Posted on 04/02/2008 1:08:30 PM PDT by Alouette
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To: Alouette
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"Stop it! Stop this cannibalism! Let's have a thread about clean, decent human beings!"
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posted on
04/02/2008 1:59:04 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(11+7+15=3 Heismans)
To: Alouette
Other famous Turner predictions:
"I can manage the Atlanta Braves as well as any baseball coach." (lasted one game--a loss)
"Jane (Fonda) and I plan to stay married!"
Russia will probably end up the lone superpower of the world
Rubert Murdoch will fail!
My son is ready to take charge of TBS marketing (told him he was "toast" when he fired him 9 months later)
Islamic terrorism is a bogus scare tactic (said in about GHW Bush 41 administration)
CNN will kill all newspapers within 10 years (1978)
CNN will be most watched channel in America...
82
posted on
04/02/2008 2:00:34 PM PDT
by
meandog
(Please pray for future President McCain--day minus 293 and counting! Stay home and get Baraked!)
To: MrB
"When youre too much of a nutball for Jane Fn Fonda to stay with... you need to examine yourself a little better."
Well said, FRiend
83
posted on
04/02/2008 2:05:28 PM PDT
by
libs_kma
(The land of the free, because of the brave)
To: Alouette
84
posted on
04/02/2008 2:27:34 PM PDT
by
Charlespg
(Peace= When we trod the ruins of Mecca and Medina under our infidel boots.)
To: Alouette
Where is the BARF ALERT?????
85
posted on
04/02/2008 3:16:33 PM PDT
by
LiteKeeper
(Beware the secularization of America; the Islamization of Eurabia)
To: Alouette
To: MrB
Philosophically, you
are somewhat close.........mathematically, you are
way, way off...........
:}
To: jdm
He needs a med check Maybe he should eat me.
88
posted on
04/02/2008 4:01:11 PM PDT
by
dearolddad
(Opinions are like rectums: everybody has one.)
To: Alouette
Ted's crying for an intervention. He's looney tunes.
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posted on
04/02/2008 4:03:30 PM PDT
by
Girlene
To: day10; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
If there is brain-eating zombie apocalypse, Ted Turner wil be considered negative calories.
90
posted on
04/02/2008 4:09:50 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
To: Alouette
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posted on
04/02/2008 5:49:14 PM PDT
by
Fred Nerks
(a fair dinkum aussie)
To: Recovering_Democrat
Great, Ive already got a list of people I want to eat. ;) I have a list, too, of those I wouldn't mind feeding. Oddly enough, they're all female.
Maybe not so odd at that...except in Frisco. ;-)
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posted on
04/02/2008 5:50:18 PM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(The Great Obamanation of Desolation, attempting to sit in the Oval Office, where he ought not..)
To: weegee
Ted has now confessed that was hyperbole (a damned socialist lie) to draw attention to Earths oceans. If the oceans are such a threat, maybe we should just dredge them deeper, and pay for it with all the concretions (ball-like lumps for those in Rio Linda) of metallic ore in the ooze.
Pile the dredgings up in one place, and it looks a lot like new land.
"Suuuuure," you say, and start citing logistical problems, and the sheer scale needed to even be noticable; but, the real value would be watching Enviro heads explode over the mere proposal.
93
posted on
04/02/2008 5:57:56 PM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(The Great Obamanation of Desolation, attempting to sit in the Oval Office, where he ought not..)
To: deuteronlmy232; Rummyfan
General misconception.
Smart and nuts are not mutually exclussive terms.
Proof: Howard Hughes; Jimmy Carter; honor students in lust.
As for his missing brains, maybe his docs should start looking for signs of undocumented amoebae in his cranium.
94
posted on
04/02/2008 5:58:55 PM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(The Great Obamanation of Desolation, attempting to sit in the Oval Office, where he ought not..)
To: Alouette
But.....wouldn’t global warming actually make longer growing seasons, so more crops. If the oceans rise, there’s all that water waiting to be used to irrigate - just need some desalinization plants and Bob’s your uncle. I’m sure all those snow birds would like not having to head south for the winter. I would think that global warming would be a good thing.
95
posted on
04/02/2008 6:07:08 PM PDT
by
reformed_dem
(libs should think of executions as just late, late, late, late term abortions)
To: Alouette; 11B40; A Balrog of Morgoth; A message; ACelt; Aeronaut; AFPhys; AlexW; America_Right; ...
To: Fred Nerks
![](http://www.geocities.com/mpetrie98/mccain.jpg)
Separated at birth?
To: DuncanWaring
Assuming a world population of 6 billion, all in Texas, it would work out to roughly 35 per acre.IOW, 8 double-wides/acre, on average.
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posted on
04/02/2008 7:01:57 PM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(The Great Obamanation of Desolation, attempting to sit in the Oval Office, where he ought not..)
To: Alouette
If I take one for the team and eat Ted, will he stop talking?
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posted on
04/02/2008 8:23:59 PM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
To: avacado
Global Warming Will Cause Mass Cannibalism??? Oh good gravy, Marie!
[there's a joke in there somewhere...]
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posted on
04/02/2008 10:58:21 PM PDT
by
BlueDragon
(here's the thing; do recognize the bell of truth when you here it ring, c'mon and sing it children)
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