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Ted Turner: Global Warming Will Cause Mass Cannibalism
Newsbusters.org ^ | April 2, 2008 | Brent Baker

Posted on 04/02/2008 1:08:30 PM PDT by Alouette

Interviewed Tuesday for Charlie Rose's PBS show, CNN founder Ted Turner argued that inaction on global warming “will be catastrophic” and those who don't die “will be cannibals.” He also applied moral equivalence in describing Iraqi insurgents as “patriots” who simply “don't like us because we've invaded their country” and so “if the Iraqis were in Washington, D.C., we'd be doing the same thing.” On not taking drastic action to correct global warming:

Not doing it will be catastrophic. We'll be eight degrees hotter in ten, not ten but 30 or 40 years and basically none of the crops will grow. Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals.

Turner ridiculed the need for a big U.S. military, insisting “China just wants to sell us shoes. They're not building landing craft to attack the United States,” and “even with our $500 billion military budget, we can't win in Iraq. We're being beaten by insurgents who don't even have any tanks.” After Rose pointed out the Iraqi insurgents “have a lot of roadside bombs that kill a lot of Americans” and wondered “where do you think they come from?”, Turner answered:

I think that they're patriots and that they don't like us because we've invaded their country and occupied it. I think if the Iraqis were in Washington, D.C., we'd be doing the same thing: we'd be bombing them too. Nobody wants to be invaded.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: algore; communist; globalwarming; gorebullwarming; manbearpig; tedturner
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To: Alouette

"Stop it! Stop this cannibalism! Let's have a thread about clean, decent human beings!"

81 posted on 04/02/2008 1:59:04 PM PDT by dfwgator (11+7+15=3 Heismans)
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To: Alouette
Other famous Turner predictions:

"I can manage the Atlanta Braves as well as any baseball coach." (lasted one game--a loss)
"Jane (Fonda) and I plan to stay married!"
Russia will probably end up the lone superpower of the world
Rubert Murdoch will fail!
My son is ready to take charge of TBS marketing (told him he was "toast" when he fired him 9 months later)
Islamic terrorism is a bogus scare tactic (said in about GHW Bush 41 administration)
CNN will kill all newspapers within 10 years (1978)
CNN will be most watched channel in America...

82 posted on 04/02/2008 2:00:34 PM PDT by meandog (Please pray for future President McCain--day minus 293 and counting! Stay home and get Baraked!)
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To: MrB
"When you’re too much of a nutball for Jane F’n Fonda to stay with...

you need to examine yourself a little better."

Well said, FRiend

83 posted on 04/02/2008 2:05:28 PM PDT by libs_kma (The land of the free, because of the brave)
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To: Alouette

What a loon!


84 posted on 04/02/2008 2:27:34 PM PDT by Charlespg (Peace= When we trod the ruins of Mecca and Medina under our infidel boots.)
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To: Alouette

Where is the BARF ALERT?????


85 posted on 04/02/2008 3:16:33 PM PDT by LiteKeeper (Beware the secularization of America; the Islamization of Eurabia)
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To: Alouette

Ted is still nuts I see.


86 posted on 04/02/2008 3:18:15 PM PDT by Cementjungle
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To: MrB
Philosophically, you are somewhat close.........mathematically, you are way, way off...........

:}

87 posted on 04/02/2008 3:21:45 PM PDT by AwesomePossum
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To: jdm
He needs a med check

Maybe he should eat me.

88 posted on 04/02/2008 4:01:11 PM PDT by dearolddad (Opinions are like rectums: everybody has one.)
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To: Alouette
Ted's crying for an intervention. He's looney tunes.


89 posted on 04/02/2008 4:03:30 PM PDT by Girlene
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To: day10; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
If there is brain-eating zombie apocalypse, Ted Turner wil be considered negative calories.


90 posted on 04/02/2008 4:09:50 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
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To: Alouette

91 posted on 04/02/2008 5:49:14 PM PDT by Fred Nerks (a fair dinkum aussie)
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To: Recovering_Democrat
Great, I’ve already got a list of people I want to eat. ;)

I have a list, too, of those I wouldn't mind feeding. Oddly enough, they're all female.

Maybe not so odd at that...except in Frisco. ;-)

92 posted on 04/02/2008 5:50:18 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (The Great Obamanation of Desolation, attempting to sit in the Oval Office, where he ought not..)
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To: weegee
Ted has now confessed that was “hyperbole” (a damned socialist lie) to draw attention to Earth’s oceans.

If the oceans are such a threat, maybe we should just dredge them deeper, and pay for it with all the concretions (ball-like lumps for those in Rio Linda) of metallic ore in the ooze.

Pile the dredgings up in one place, and it looks a lot like new land.

"Suuuuure," you say, and start citing logistical problems, and the sheer scale needed to even be noticable; but, the real value would be watching Enviro heads explode over the mere proposal.

93 posted on 04/02/2008 5:57:56 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (The Great Obamanation of Desolation, attempting to sit in the Oval Office, where he ought not..)
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To: deuteronlmy232; Rummyfan

General misconception.

Smart and nuts are not mutually exclussive terms.

Proof: Howard Hughes; Jimmy Carter; honor students in lust.

As for his missing brains, maybe his docs should start looking for signs of undocumented amoebae in his cranium.


94 posted on 04/02/2008 5:58:55 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (The Great Obamanation of Desolation, attempting to sit in the Oval Office, where he ought not..)
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To: Alouette

But.....wouldn’t global warming actually make longer growing seasons, so more crops. If the oceans rise, there’s all that water waiting to be used to irrigate - just need some desalinization plants and Bob’s your uncle. I’m sure all those snow birds would like not having to head south for the winter. I would think that global warming would be a good thing.


95 posted on 04/02/2008 6:07:08 PM PDT by reformed_dem (libs should think of executions as just late, late, late, late term abortions)
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96 posted on 04/02/2008 6:22:17 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Big tents stand for little.)
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To: Fred Nerks
 

Separated at birth?

97 posted on 04/02/2008 6:36:07 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Big tents stand for little.)
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To: DuncanWaring
Assuming a world population of 6 billion, all in Texas, it would work out to roughly 35 per acre.

IOW, 8 double-wides/acre, on average.

98 posted on 04/02/2008 7:01:57 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (The Great Obamanation of Desolation, attempting to sit in the Oval Office, where he ought not..)
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To: Alouette

If I take one for the team and eat Ted, will he stop talking?


99 posted on 04/02/2008 8:23:59 PM PDT by Still Thinking (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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To: avacado
Global Warming Will Cause Mass Cannibalism???

Oh good gravy, Marie!


100 posted on 04/02/2008 10:58:21 PM PDT by BlueDragon (here's the thing; do recognize the bell of truth when you here it ring, c'mon and sing it children)
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