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Iowahawk: Dreams of My Foosball
Iowahawk | March 31, 2008 | David Burge

Posted on 04/01/2008 11:29:09 AM PDT by EveningStar

I spent the last two years of high school in a daze, blocking away the questions that life, and my Mr. Natural blacklight poster, seemed insistent on posing. I attended class sparingly, played foosball heavily, and smoked weed enthusiastically. So enthusiastically that my nickname was "Bogart." Okay, maybe it was the last four years of high school.

Most of that daze happened at a little strip mall foosball parlor on the Eastside of HonoluIu. Inside that dingy flourescent sanctuary I discovered it really didn't matter if you were black or white, a surfer or a hodad, whether you had enough money to buy air shocks for your Camaro. Everyone was welcome in our club of disaffection, as long you had a pukka shell necklace and a roll of quarters and a spray can of silicon lube for the old table that had a sticky goalie shaft...

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TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2008; foosball; iowahawk; obama

1 posted on 04/01/2008 11:29:09 AM PDT by EveningStar
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To: dighton

ping


2 posted on 04/01/2008 11:29:28 AM PDT by EveningStar
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To: al baby; Auntbee; BJClinton; Dashing Dasher; dfwddr; exile; feinswinesuksass; Finger Monkey; ...
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket TaЯd ping!

"Tard" refers to the ping list members and not to the subject of the thread!

List of Ping Lists

3 posted on 04/01/2008 11:30:56 AM PDT by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar

Believe it or not, I used to be a “Professional Foosball Player.”

I couldn’t have picked gold or bowling? What a maroon I am!


4 posted on 04/01/2008 11:34:20 AM PDT by MarineBrat (My wife and I took an AIDS vaccination that the Church offers.)
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To: EveningStar

I went through 7th-8th grade, until I left high school in a daze. My brain continues to force me in a daze still. No I don’t know what’s wrong.


5 posted on 04/01/2008 11:37:21 AM PDT by wastedyears (The US Military is what goes Bump in the night.)
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To: EveningStar

That is just absolutely drop-dead hilarious!


6 posted on 04/01/2008 11:55:33 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: EveningStar

7 posted on 04/01/2008 12:00:45 PM PDT by VR-21
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To: EveningStar

I lol’d IRL.

Office admin came by my office to see what I was laughing so hard about.


8 posted on 04/01/2008 1:19:40 PM PDT by BJClinton (Obama's mentor: http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=617eK2XIaLk&feature=related)
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To: EveningStar; aculeus; Billthedrill; Jean S; Constitution Day; MozarkDawg

Foosbumparoo.


9 posted on 04/01/2008 6:49:37 PM PDT by dighton
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To: dighton; IowaHawk
We discussed neocolonialism, Frantz Fanon, hair gels, how to get through level 6 on Ms. Pacman.

Ping both the Fanon and Hair Gel lists.

10 posted on 04/01/2008 7:29:58 PM PDT by aculeus
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To: dighton

Drop dead, wicked funny. BTT.


11 posted on 04/01/2008 7:52:43 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: IowaHawk; dighton; EveningStar; aculeus; Billthedrill; Jean S; MozarkDawg; martin_fierro; ...
I must admit, my absolute favorite Iowahawk entry of late was:


By the Beard of Jupiter, It Will Be Mine

"That there is the "Tobacco King" '64 Galaxie 500 of R.J. Reynolds heir Zack Reynolds. Up front, a 427 FE topped with a Latham axial flow blower, fed by 4 sidedraft Carters. In back: A 1000 hp Turbonique rocket-fueled drag axle. Put 'em all together and figure 1500+ hp to the rear wheels. This was Reynolds' Saturday Night Special, which he street raced in Winston-Salem and Greensboro NC in the 60's. I interviewed a man for the Garage Magazine article who worked on the car, who reported that Reynolds was absolutely nuts and (given his family station) had no fear of the police, and thought nothing of kicking in the rocket motor for a low-stakes street race."

Hmph.

Iowahawk, though I love your blog dearly...

I have no choice but to invoke the (more-Ford-appropriate) Thunderbolt of Zeus and inform you that I must have this car, with the divine help of Poseidon!

12 posted on 04/01/2008 7:55:21 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Constitution Day; All
VP Gore Attacked By Angry Muscle Cars
13 posted on 04/01/2008 8:59:40 PM PDT by dighton
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To: dighton

Heh. That is classic!


14 posted on 04/02/2008 6:14:08 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: EveningStar

Nighttime bump for whoever may be around.


15 posted on 04/02/2008 11:13:38 PM PDT by dighton
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