Posted on 03/31/2008 10:41:01 PM PDT by NormsRevenge
WELLINGTON (Reuters) - A policeman in a small New Zealand town did not let the fact that he was naked hold him back from chasing a thief trying to steal his car.
The off-duty constable was asleep at his home in Balclutha, in the lower South Island, when his wife woke him in the early hours, the New Zealand Press Association reported.
When the policeman realised the sound his wife heard was someone attempting to start the couple's car, he didn't let the fact he was stark naked hold him back, bursting out the door with nothing more than a torch.
The offender bolted with the officer in hot pursuit, NZPA reported, but was soon after picked up by a police patrol.
"The offender...startled by the sight of a naked constable with just a torch coming towards him, took off," local police were quoted as saying.
Who the hell sleeps naked? Jeez, the fecal coliform bacteria must be having a field day all over that cop’s bed.
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My guess is that he wears pajama bottoms if he ever has diahrrea.
Most people don’t crap in their bed when they sleep.LOL
My guess is that he wears pajama bottoms if he ever has diahrrea.
Them little critters don't need a case of diarrhea to jump onto the sheets...they're why God gave us underwear.
> Who the hell sleeps naked? Jeez, the fecal coliform bacteria must be having a field day all over that cop’s bed.
You mean you don’t? (snicker!)
One word: dingleberries.
No way! See #9.
> No way! See #9.
But that’s what the evening ablutions are for: use the toilet, have a shower, brush your teeth...
So if a hot naked babe gets in your bed, you tell her to put some pants on?
Hey, I thought we were talking about sleeping!
A friend of mine once said that using hot water on microbes just wakes them up and gets them moving...
Guess it’s not such a good idea to sleep naked.
Nah, it's a FINE idea.
If you're having trouble with fecal leakage, stick a cork in it. If troubled by flatulence as well, a cork with a hole in it to let out pressure, lest you explode.
Probably just as well.
I just made the mistake of googling "naked cop" images with safe search off. My screen needed to be cleaned off with acetone and some of those pixels will never be the same again...
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