Posted on 03/31/2008 5:20:23 AM PDT by Renfield
Grainy pornographic films made for officers of the People's Army of former Communist East Germany have surfaced in the Stasi files in Berlin.
Movies with titles like Glass Dreams, Private Werner's Big Surprise and F***ing for the Fatherland were made by a secret unit set up within a barracks of the army in Biesdorf in East Berlin.
While the west fretted about the Cold War turning hot, soldiers based at Biesdorf were measured all over to see if they were well-enough endowed to play in the blue movies that mimicked those of the west in both style and substance.
Officially, to the overlords of the politburo, pornography was a disease of capitalism that held no place in the socialist paradise behind the Berlin Wall.
Unofficially, 160 officers and men beavered away with 16mm cameras to produce pornographic movies that were shown to top brass of the army in East Germany and for visiting generals from other Warsaw Pact nations....
(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...
Following the dissolution of East Germany, Ministerium für Staatssicherheit (Stasi) secret police files revealed Witt to be a state informant. -- from Wikipedia
"Deep Proletariat"
"Behind the Red Door" (*)
"Debbie Does Lenin"
Cheers! (*) Actually, given the environmentalists, the original title would work, too.
To mentally prepare ourselves and "to get inside the enemy's head" we delved into such Soviet Classics as
Surgery at Home
by the justly famed Soviet pioneer female physician, Dr. Ivana Kuchikukoff.
Of course diversity was important to well read squaddies such as we, and we thrived on such British colonial classics as The Tiger's Revenge, by Sir Claude Bawless.
But wait, there's more. Allen Dulles having left the planet, I am free to reveal the amazing, never before revealed details of
You see, children, we knew the Soviet Hordes, outnumbering us 15 to 1, were planning on striking us with such swiftness that their supply lines had no chance to keep up. In typical commie fashion, they intended to live off the land, at least at first. They would be mighty hungry!
So we arranged for them to capture supplies from us as we withdrew in good order, consisting of huge aluminum crates full of vodka, cookies (Twinkies, actually) and canned goods, Playboy Magazines and far worse, marijuana cigarettes disguised as Marlboros, chocolate bars, 45RPM record players stocked with the most sensuous of Doo-Wop and Elvis, not to mention the Everly Brothers and Connie Francis.
Plan: While they reveled and got loaded or whatever, we could re-group and strike them in a massive counterattack led by our ATOMIC HOWITZER! Tables turned AHA!
Burn this post, just in case.
Patty O’Furniture?
Perhaps he was board with ordinary sex.
He was busier than a knot-hole in a bundling board
Sex in Ohio is no picnic
Call it "Splendor in the Grass." or, "Splinter in ....
An orgy involving this sort would be called a "splinter group?"
You are forbidden to read these posts.
A surefire way to be sure I will read them is to forbid it!
Patty O’Furniture was matchless to this schtick. Cedar way I see it is juniper know who’s around just when you think all is palm.
THAILAND???
OaK with me! You maple do as yew please. Just be sure to spruce yourself up after the fir flies. I'll be down at the beech just making an ash of myself and living larch.
Teak care.
Pecan someone your own size.
Looks like the oak’s on you.
Would that be 16mm, as in the original article?
Cheers!
This could be the worst thread in all hickory.
It was a metal table...
lol!
Cease mahogany bandwidth immediately. Rosewood.
Cease your annoyingly accurate observations, OK? It wasn't metal after he put the wood to it. Hackmatack me no further, pedant!
Jasper your entertainment, I filbert I should say —>cashew<— Maricopa, I have shade too mulch...
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