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Bender to have sergery! (Shameless Vanity!)
3-27-08
| Bender2
Posted on 03/27/2008 1:37:09 PM PDT by Bender2
Gadzooks! I feel... 
like crap!
And I have... 
this really yucky discharge!
I fear it is more... 
than a hangover!
Guess I better... 
see the Doc!
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Friday, March 28, tomorrow morning...
at 7:00 AM
Give it to me straight, Doc... 
It is nothing but skanky beer, right? Right? Right!!!
No, Bender... 
it is your gallbot.
And it has... 
to come out.
Okay, if it has to come out... 
I'll be brave! Do it, Doc!
Ya'll leave... 
this could get nasty. I could slip and cut my pinkie!
Hold still, Bender... 
this could hurt.
Especially... 
with my astigmatism and bad aim.
To be continued... 
Well, I sure do hope so!
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posted on
03/27/2008 1:37:09 PM PDT
by
Bender2
To: Allegra; big'ol_freeper; TrueKnightGalahad; blackie; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; honolulugal; Dysart; ..
Shout at ya'll...
when I get back.
2
posted on
03/27/2008 1:37:56 PM PDT
by
Bender2
("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
To: Bender2
To: Bender2
....Is there, any truth to.....too much "IRON CITY BEER" ? :D
give a shout, when your out. :^)
4
posted on
03/27/2008 1:41:21 PM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(just b/c your paranoid, doesn't mean "they" aren't out to get you...our hopes were dashed by CINOs :)
To: Bender2
I’ll say a prayer for you.
5
posted on
03/27/2008 1:41:59 PM PDT
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: Bender2
Don’t pull an LBJ and show everyone your scar. Good luck.
6
posted on
03/27/2008 1:42:17 PM PDT
by
MediaMole
To: Bender2
Oh, no!
Don’t let them cut off your, um, whatever you call it.
7
posted on
03/27/2008 1:43:35 PM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(Still looking for UART at FX1050)
To: Bender2
Best of luck and a little prayer your direction! Dried, they make great Christmas ornaments. Or so I’m told...
To: Bender2
Prayers that all goes smoothly and recovery is swift.
We'll miss you...check in when you can!
9
posted on
03/27/2008 1:49:48 PM PDT
by
Allegra
(Tehran delenda est)
To: humblegunner
Number your parts, and check them before you come home.
10
posted on
03/27/2008 1:50:27 PM PDT
by
TonyInOhio
(Dedicated to the preservation of American Exceptionalism.)
To: Bender2
Get well soon (in advance)
11
posted on
03/27/2008 1:52:58 PM PDT
by
Doomonyou
(Let them eat lead.)
To: Bender2
Oh, man. Have ‘em slip you a new liver while they are in there. I good reprogramming wouldn’t hurt either.
But seriesly, best wishes and looking forward to your hasty return and constant pings.
12
posted on
03/27/2008 1:53:01 PM PDT
by
Dysart
To: Bender2
Don’t let the doctor leave any wrenches inside.
13
posted on
03/27/2008 1:53:34 PM PDT
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: Bender2; Lil'freeper
While you are laid up I will pick up the slack drinking the skanky beer. Have no fear, big’ol is here!!
I’ll even pray for you while throwing them down.
Take care of yourself.
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posted on
03/27/2008 1:54:15 PM PDT
by
big'ol_freeper
("Preach the Gospel always, and when necessary use words". ~ St. Francis of Assisi)
To: Bender2
Looks and sounds gut-wrenching. Best o’ luck to you, my mechanical FRiend...
To: Bender2
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posted on
03/27/2008 1:55:48 PM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: Bender2
Don’t let em take you antenna.
17
posted on
03/27/2008 1:56:27 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Voting CONSERVATIVE in memory of 5 children killed by illegals 2/17/08 and 2/19/ 08)
To: Bender2
Don't tell the sergun to “Kiss My Shiny Metal A$$” b4 you go under.
18
posted on
03/27/2008 1:56:29 PM PDT
by
BallyBill
(Serial Hit-N-Run poster)
To: Bender2
Feel better, Bender! Quick! (And uh...that’s an order.)
Jenny
To: Bender2
We’ll be waiting for a full report when you return!!
Prayers on a quick recovery!!
20
posted on
03/27/2008 1:57:35 PM PDT
by
blackie
(Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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