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Would-Be-Thief Gives Victims His Phone Number
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| 3/25/08
| Bernie Tafoya
Posted on 03/25/2008 1:45:11 PM PDT by LibWhacker
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To: LibWhacker
Just consider the gunshot wound as part of the punishment for being stupid.
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posted on
03/25/2008 1:46:43 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Voting CONSERVATIVE in memory of 5 children killed by illegals 2/17/08 and 2/19/ 08)
To: LibWhacker
A man of his word. How refreshing.
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posted on
03/25/2008 1:47:17 PM PDT
by
Mark
(Don't argue with my posts. I typed while under sniper fire..)
To: cripplecreek
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posted on
03/25/2008 1:47:22 PM PDT
by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
To: LibWhacker
He could be the next Illinois State Senator.
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posted on
03/25/2008 1:50:16 PM PDT
by
Don Corleone
(Leave the gun..take the cannoli)
To: Puppage
One of my favorite jokes involves an exasperated junior employee of Verizon repeatedly saying “Yes.” for eight hours
To: LibWhacker
Do you think this guy got an education at all? He should be at the top of the show: “The World’s Dumbest Criminals”.
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posted on
03/25/2008 1:55:33 PM PDT
by
Ultimatum
(Why does Bush keep Kowtowing to illegals???)
To: LibWhacker
Only the most experienced armed robbers can successfully incorporate social networking in their MO.
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posted on
03/25/2008 2:00:59 PM PDT
by
Biblebelter
(Oprah had better judgment that Barry, she left Barry's Uncle Jeremiah while the getting was good.)
To: LibWhacker
I wonder if he attends Trinity United.
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posted on
03/25/2008 2:01:13 PM PDT
by
Phantom Lord
(Fall on to your knees for the Phantom Lord)
To: LibWhacker
It’s obvious that the officer shot him in the leg because shooting him in the head wouldn’t have caused any damage.
To: Puppage
More like, “Can I shoot you now?”
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posted on
03/25/2008 2:05:00 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
To: MediaMole
Well, if the officer would’ve shot him in the ass, it would have wiped out any brains the guy did have.
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posted on
03/25/2008 2:05:50 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
To: LibWhacker
How's my robbing?
1-800-328-7448
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posted on
03/25/2008 2:08:10 PM PDT
by
Blogatron
(Brought to you by The American Frog Council - "Frog; The other green meat.")
To: LibWhacker
Why didn't they just shoot him in the chest?
He is probably going to sue now.
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posted on
03/25/2008 2:10:14 PM PDT
by
Sonny M
("oderint dum metuant")
To: LibWhacker
Welcome to Goodyear National Bank - robberies by appointment only...
To: LibWhacker
Reminds me of a North Hollywood case a couple of decades ago. A service station attendant decided to stage his own holdup and pocket the contents of the till. When the cops arrived he told them he’d been held-up. They asked to look at the video so they could get a suspect description. The guy said, ‘they were too smart for you, they covered up the camera before they held me up’. Sure enough, the camera had a jacket draped over it. The cop thought for a moment, then said, ‘okay, so the video will have a photo of the guy putting the jacket over the camera’. He later said he could see the color draining out of the attendant’s face as he said it.
To: LibWhacker
Man, you try to be nice to people and let them call you when it's convenient to be robbed and this is what you get. They
fibbed! Actually, I'd love to have been listening into the cop's inner thoughts at the stakeout. As in, "I can't believe it. No way, nobody's that stupid. They called him? He's coming? He's actually coming?? He's HERE?!??"
To: LibWhacker
The moron should wear this in prison...
I got shot in the leg and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."
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posted on
03/25/2008 2:41:01 PM PDT
by
John123
(Socialism is the best choice for those too stupid to be liberals...)
To: LibWhacker
Why didn’t the thief just give the shop employees his bank or paypal account number and have them deposit the loot once he was gone?
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posted on
03/25/2008 2:45:50 PM PDT
by
posterchild
("Congress does two things very well: one is nothing and two is overreact." - Rep. Tom Price, R-Ga)
To: LibWhacker
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