I don't think there are enough tugboats on the planet to tow an iceberg the size of Northern Ireland.
HE COULD! ALL BY HISSELF!..........
Maybe we can tow Northern Ireland to Antarctica?
That would solve the Irish re-unification issue, give them their own country free of London, and provide 360 degree ocean views for everyone who lives in a condo above the 25th floor.
“I don’t think there are enough tugboats on the planet to tow an iceberg the size of Northern Ireland.”
I wouldn’t want to write it off as impossible until I had explored the possibility of using ocean currents.
Rather than tugboats, it might be necessary to use something with power more comparable to an aircraft carrier.