[zeestephen]

Maybe we can tow Northern Ireland to Antarctica?

That would solve the Irish re-unification issue, give them their own country free of London, and provide 360 degree ocean views for everyone who lives in a condo above the 25th floor.

[Alter Kaker]

Maybe we can tow Northern Ireland to Antarctica?

Before you try with Northern Ireland, I propose we tow something smaller and more manageable... the Gaza Strip.