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No escaping this granny for KFC robbery suspect
Nnewhouse News Service ^ | 3-21-08

Posted on 03/22/2008 1:07:20 PM PDT by kingattax

Thieves, robbers: Stay away from Camas, Wash. It's Mary Chamberlain's town. The 67-year-old had picked up a friend at a hospital Wednesday and was driving by the local KFC when an employee came running out, chasing a man and yelling "He robbed us!"

Many people might have called 911 and left it at that. Not Chamberlain. The employee gave up the chase, but Chamberlain started driving after the man. "I thought I'd slow him down, anyway," she said.

The suspect kept shouting "I didn't do anything!" prompting two men to come out of the local Kingdom Hall and ask what was up. They called police. Chamberlain stayed in pursuit.

"I followed him on down the road. He ducked into the yards. I couldn't find him. I figured he was going yard-to-yard-to-yard jumping fences."

She eventually spotted him trying to climb a fence.

"I jumped out of the car," she said with a casual air, like the grandmother of 12 she is. She said she didn't stop to think whether the suspect was armed.

"I pulled him off the fence. He didn't swing at me. I just told him, 'Just give it up. You haven't got a chance.' I had my arm around his neck, and I was going to try and bring his arm up behind him. It looks easy on TV. Believe me — it's not."

The suspect was about the same height as Chamberlain, 5-foot-6, with an average build. The pair ended up locked together in a slow dance moving toward the gate of the fence.

"I wasn't going to let go," she said. Both could hear sirens by now. "I told him, 'Just give it up,' then the police showed up and hollered at him to get down."

Police arrested Joshua G. Crowley, 22, of Washougal, Wash. He is accused of robbing the KFC at knifepoint, said Camas Police spokesman Mitch Lackey.

Lackey doesn't recommend acts of vigilantism such as Chamberlain's.

Chamberlain is retired from a job at United Parcel Service and, as a regular customer of the restaurant that was robbed, says she just felt the need to defend it.

"You're messing with one of my favorite places," she said.

Her four kids think she's crazy, Chamberlain said. But she wants them to tell this robbery story to the grandkids.

"They'll know they'll always be safe with Grandma."


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1 posted on 03/22/2008 1:07:22 PM PDT by kingattax
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Granny needs to get a gun before she tries that again. Having said that, I applaud her efforts.


2 posted on 03/22/2008 1:13:11 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (http://www.fourfriedchickensandacoke.blogspot.com)
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"They'll know they'll always be safe with Grandma."

Grandma is a bad ass!

3 posted on 03/22/2008 1:14:05 PM PDT by cardinal4
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To: kingattax

Typical white person.


4 posted on 03/22/2008 1:14:36 PM PDT by rintense (You don't advance conservatism by becoming more liberal. Piss off McCain and Huck!)
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To: kingattax

Being nabbed by a granny will not go over well in the Big House.


5 posted on 03/22/2008 1:14:40 PM PDT by duckman (I refuse to use a tag line...I mean it.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

A gun will only make her more deadly. It looks like granny is trouble without one.


6 posted on 03/22/2008 1:17:05 PM PDT by bmwcyle (Never accept the mark of the Hillary beast)
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To: kingattax

Go granny, go granny, go granny, go.


7 posted on 03/22/2008 1:21:03 PM PDT by Samwise (The problem is that a vote for McCain is a vote for McCain.)
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To: kingattax

Granny sounds like a FREEPER! ;-)


8 posted on 03/22/2008 1:23:13 PM PDT by Humidston
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To: kingattax

Bad guy got the overrun by grandma, just the other night at KFC, you can say but no such thing can happen, but for us at Colonel Sanders we believe.


9 posted on 03/22/2008 1:23:30 PM PDT by tflabo (Truth or tyranny)
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To: kingattax

Being a good citizen has become “vigilantism”.


10 posted on 03/22/2008 1:25:21 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (Carry Daily. Apply Sparingly.)
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To: rintense

Just damn, you beat me to it.

Perhaps “typical white granny”.

Much better than those treasonous “Grannies For Peace”.


11 posted on 03/22/2008 1:27:03 PM PDT by garyhope (It's World War IV, right here, right now, courtesy of Islam. TWP VRWC)
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12 posted on 03/22/2008 1:28:30 PM PDT by Nick Danger (www.wintersoldier.com)
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~~~ Her four kids think she's crazy, Chamberlain said. But she wants them to tell this robbery story to the grandkids.

"They'll know they'll always be safe with Grandma." ~~~

"(type - type - type)...and, he had robbed my favorite KFC at knifepoint, so...."

13 posted on 03/22/2008 1:40:26 PM PDT by LucyJo
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LOL, good one.


14 posted on 03/22/2008 1:41:57 PM PDT by HighWheeler (The higher the concentration of libs, the bigger the tragedy that follows.)
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To: cardinal4

“Grandma is a bad ass!”

That would make a nice bumper sticker.


15 posted on 03/22/2008 1:58:49 PM PDT by Gator113 (Obama has "changed" me. I am now "a Typical White Person”.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo; Spiff; HiJinx
Being a good citizen has become “vigilantism”.

It started with those hooligans who called themselves the Minuteman Project. Even GWB thinks they are.

16 posted on 03/22/2008 2:01:11 PM PDT by Old Sarge (CTHULHU '08 - I won't settle for a lesser evil any longer!)
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~~~ Her four kids think she's crazy, Chamberlain said. But she wants them to tell this robbery story to the grandkids.

Sounds like her kids are going to have to find some guts somewhere, they ought to try and emulate their mom, the grandkids got it!!

17 posted on 03/22/2008 2:30:57 PM PDT by brushcop (B-Co. 2/69 3rd Infantry Div., "Sledgehammer!" ...and keep hammering 'em!)
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...as a regular customer of the restaurant that was robbed, says she just felt the need to defend it.

"You're messing with one of my favorite places," she said.

ROFL! "This is MY HOUSE, dogbreath!!"

"I pulled him off the fence. He didn't swing at me. I just told him, 'Just give it up. You haven't got a chance.' I had my arm around his neck, and I was going to try and bring his arm up behind him. It looks easy on TV. Believe me — it's not."

I want to move next door to this lady.

18 posted on 03/22/2008 2:52:21 PM PDT by Hunton Peck (Bumper sticker seen yesterday: "Driver carries only $20 worth of ammo")
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To: brushcop

Quick wits and courage may have skipped a generation in that family. But, the grandkids are going to be proud to have the coolest granny around. Ha.

p.s. Thank you for your service to our country. God bless.


19 posted on 03/22/2008 2:56:13 PM PDT by LucyJo
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Chamberlain is retired from a job at United Parcel Service

You don't want to mess with people who slinged freight for 40 years.

20 posted on 03/22/2008 3:15:34 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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