Iowahawk: It's Time For Some Straight Talk About My Gimp

iowahawk ^ | 3/21/2008 | Dave Burge

[shove_it]

A Message From Presidential Candidate Dave Burge

As a candidate for the presidency of this great nation of ours, it has been my privilege to meet and hear the concerns of voters from across the political spectrum. If there's anything I've learned along the way it's this: whether they agree with you or not, the American people want candor and straight talk about the issues of the day. That's why I would like to take this opportunity to have an open conversation about the Gimp I have chained in my basement...

[shove_it]

More target practice from Iowa Hawk.

[Cringing Negativism Network]

Linus thread bump!

Oh, wait... :)

[Cringing Negativism Network]

Oops. Typo:

“Linux thread bump.”

Guess I better explain now. Linux has a photo editing program called “The Gimp”.

[Judith Anne]

Thanks for posting, Candidate David Burg has MY vote!

[GVnana]

I frankly have to tell you, in all candor, I was as surprised as you when I heard about these audiotapes because I do not recall being in the house on the various nights when these supposed screams occurred. In all honesty, I'm guessing it probably happened during my league bowling night, and my campaign staff will be happy to check through my score sheets to verify.

This is hilarious!

[Nateman]

I thought he was talking about GIMP too!

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

 

Someone has fainted out there in cyberspace. Here's a picture of a water bottle. Thanks.

[GVnana]

[Yardstick]

Another Ramirez bullseye.

[Edit35]

The thing that drives me nuts even more than Wright-Obama’s hatred toward America is the fact that good conservative commentators are giving Obama praise for “opening the door to having a discussion about race” in America!!!

Where the hell have they been???

Race has been at the top of the discussion topics in America the past 40 years.

I am sick of talking about it.

Obama did not say one thing new in his speech last week. It was more of the same old, same old.

[shove_it]

Just typical white people getting their rocks off.

[glorgau]

Funny, I have a Gimp compilation running in another window as I read this headline. Would have been done by now but for those dang GhostScript library dependencies.

[Cacique]

BUMP FOR LATER

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

"Linux has a photo editing program called “The Gimp”

It's cross platform. The Windows version is identical.

[GVnana]

I could no more repudiate my good friend and mentor the Gimp that I could repudiate my own vile, Dutch-hating, Alzheimer-ravaged grandmother. He has been like an uncle to me. Yeah, that's it! A crusty wacky old eccentric uncle, as all of us have seen on various TV situation comedies. Like Uncle Charley on "My Three Sons," except with more grunting and latex.

The more I read this, the more I crack-up!

[mamelukesabre]

Lotta reading for little laugh.