[Allegra]

"Hello, infidels. It's me, your old pal Osama again.

I just wanted to remind you that I'm dead.

Yep. I bought the farm in Tora Bora some years back. By the dust languishing in what remains of my nasal cavities and eye sockets, I say you infidels manufacture a mighty fine bunker-buster.

Oh, and Zarq says 'hello.' He's standing right here next to me here in the fifth circle of Hell.

'Til next time,
Osama (Yomama) bin Laden"

[Dog]

I just wanted to remind you that I'm dead.

Yep. I bought the farm in Tora Bora some years back.

I'm crushed....you believe he is dead....:-)

[Joe 6-pack]

Bin Laden issuing new message soon

[Mr. K]

heh heh heh... Tora Bora..

I bet his ears are still ringing from that...

[wazoo1031]

...cut to a shot of Osama in front of one of Saddam’s palaces with a disposable Kodak camera asking “Where in the World is Osama?” And as much as I hate to say this, Liberals have never read Dante, so they don’t even know what any circle of Hell is, MORONS!!! They’re going straight to it, you’d think they’d know where the Hell they’re going! Sorry, not trying to sound too rough, just being cheeky!