Posted on 03/17/2008 1:56:56 PM PDT by blam
GGG Ping.
Beer.
Proto-Redneck!
I wonder if a thousand years from now the archeoligist who digs up my bones will infer that the Ball Mason jar, with the handle on it, that my hands are wrapped around was my beer mug?
well i stumbled and i am all drunk and full of smoke
my wife said i have had enough, thats it, im sick, get out!
so i stumbled down to kellys pub across the edge of town
and i told the boys me story and we had another round
we’ll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
we’ll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
and if i see a pretty girl, ill sleep with her tonight!
we’ll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
and mary mcgregor, well she was a pretty whore
she’d always greet you with a smile and never lock her door
but on the day she died, all the men in town did weep
for mary mcgregor finally got some sleep
we’ll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
we’ll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
and if i see a pretty girl, ill sleep with her tonight!
we’ll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
well i once loved a girl, a child im told
i gave her my heart and she gave me a cold
so now i sit standing here out in the pouring rain
ill stumble back to kellys pub and cry away me pain
we’ll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
we’ll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
and if i see a pretty girl, ill sleep with her tonight!
we’ll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
Last call!
“I’ve rotted away and can’t reach my beer!”
“Pat me lad, when I die, could you do me a wee favor?”
“Oh, for sure, Mike, anything for my best pallie.”
“Pat, would you pour a fifth of Bullmill’s on me grave?”
Pat thinks for a minute.
“Mike, me friend, would ye mind terribly if I filtered it through me kidneys first?”
HAPPY ST PATRICK'S DAY!
If that was me in a past life you betcher butt that mug was empty. BTT.
“In Heaven there is no beer
That’s why we drink it here
And when we’re all gone from here
Our friends will be drinking all the beer”
They will probably think it was your pee pot. LOL!
Canterbury Archaeological Trust said the curled-up skeleton was an example of a "Beaker" burial because of the pottery vessel placed at its feet.The truth is, every one of these beaker burials resulted from the dead guy or girl passing out drunk and falling down.
If I could only be so lucky......
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I’ve found buddies crouched in exactly that position on the bathroom floor after a night of drinking. Not dead, but wishing they were.
Ancient Beer Ping!
FMCDH Ping
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