FT.com - In depth - Revenue seeks powers for surprise visits
The Press Association Extra powers plan for tax officials
BBC NEWS Business More powers for the Revenue
Taxman wins right to carry out surprise inspections - Times Online
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I’d like to see them do that in the U.S. This is just the reason why we’ve got a Second Amendment.
So much for the Magna Carta! Goodbye, Britain!
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Documents, released by Revenue and Customs while all eyes were on the Budget, reveal up to £41billion is lost. This translates to a saving of more than £1,600 each to every household in Britain.
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That crap could cause a lot of job openings over here.
Silly. The tighter they squeeze, the more money slips through their fingers.
If the tax bills weren’t so high, then people wouldn’t feel the need to dodge so much.
I can just see the IRS trying this in say, South Philly, or maybe Anacostia in DC...
IRS agent knocks on door:
Voice inside: ‘who dat?’
IRS agent: ‘Internal Revenue Service’
Voice: ‘whutchu want maaan?’
IRS agent: ‘I’m looking for Jamal Isaiah Mohammed, I need to see his tax records’
Voice: ‘Ain’t nobody here’
IRS agent: ‘Who are you?’
Voice: ‘I’m the dude gonna put a cap in yo azz if you don’t get da f—k outta here!’
IRS agent: ‘Are you threatening a federal official?’
Voice: ‘You know it muthaf-—ker, keep standin’ there, I gots sumpthin fo ya! [click]’
IRS agent: ‘I’ll be going now, thanks for your help, have a nice day’
Voice: ‘Don’t lemme catch you here agin!’
First they took away the guns.
They wear a suit and necktie, but they’re no different from nazi SS.
England is finished.
Next will come debtor’s prison if you cannot pay your taxes at the doorstep. Unless you’re Muslim, and then you get special dispensation.
Why do you think they confisgated all guns over the last few years in the U.K.
So the revenuers would last a fews years in the job.
The end of England.
Do you suppose they’ll make “lightening” raids on houses with NRA stickers on the front window?