"48th Missing Tax Inspector Found Dead in River Thames" - MI5 Remain Baffled at Cause
OTHER HEADLINES -
"Costume Shops Sell Out of Guy Fawkes Masks"
"Spice Girls Reunite....Again!"
"48th Missing Tax Inspector Found Dead in River Thames" - MI5 Remain Baffled at Cause
OTHER HEADLINES -
"Costume Shops Sell Out of Guy Fawkes Masks"
"Spice Girls Reunite....Again!"
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"Extreme shortage of Tax Inspectors leads to Special Incentives program for hiring Taliban immigrants"
"Series of catastrophic explosions at homes of suspected tax evaders leaves Scotland Yard puzzled"
"Government reports record compliance levels of public tax revenue submissions and a record tax surplus not seen in six hundred years"
"Spice Girls tour bus firebombed by mob of outraged music fans, screaming 'Get off the airwaves or learn to sing! We can tell when you lip-sync!'"