You mean her real name isn't "Ashley Alexandra "Kristin" Dupré?
I am shocked!
Spitzer is a 14 caret jerk on so many levels.
Posted on 03/12/2008 3:06:08 PM PDT by gondramB
She left a broken home on the Jersey Shore at 17 and came to New York City to work the nightclubs as a rhythm and blues singer. Now, at 22, she is the unwitting, and as yet unseen, star of the seamy drama that is the downfall of Gov. Eliot Spitzer of New York.
Kristen, the high-priced prostitute described in a federal affidavit as having a Feb. 13 rendezvous with Mr. Spitzer at the Mayflower Hotel in Washington,has spent the last few days in her ninth-floor rental in an upscale apartment building in the Flatiron district. On Monday, she made a brief appearance in federal court as a witness in the case against four people charged with operating the prostitution ring, Emperor’s Club V.I.P. In a series of telephone interviews on Tuesday night, she said she had slept very little over the past week due to the stress from the case.
(Excerpt) Read more at nytimes.com ...
“Kristen” has been identified. Word has it, she wants to parlay this into a singing career.
So could I. But you and I, old pal, aren't scumbag politicians with huge personality deficits. The extra $4000 is to overcome the disgust factor which, with a pos like Spitter, must be simply huge.
I know she doesn’t HAVE to. She’s made that choice and that alone is very sad. She’s a pretty young woman but if she keeps this up, she’ll be a wretched beast before she’s 30, probably a druggie to boot.
I think this is a version of what Spitzer will be writing shortly.
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities, such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Going To The Pub 7.5, and Softball 3.6
I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my other favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,
Troubled User.....
_____________________
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men often complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge, the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings: Alimony-Child Support. You could maybe try Divorce 1.0 to reformat your system, but just remember though that it’s lawyers utility is a separate and resource hungry upgrade. Be warned, if you choose to go with Divorce 1.0 you will lose EVERYTHING in the process.
Next time you decide to upgrade Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, remember to back up your important files using Pre-nup 9.9 encryptions.
Another option worth considering is to simply leave Wife 1.0 operating system the way it is, but get yourself a separate new system and install Mistress 6.9......Just make sure that this new system has no external access to prevent the possibility of hacking into Wife 1.0.
I would recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 though and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application Yes Dear 2.7 to alleviate your program problems.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance! Wife 1.0 does come with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5, and Do Bills 4.2.
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0.
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!
Best of luck,
Tech Support
This is really too ironic from all around...what an odd twist.
Youmans is a Jewish name. I assume at least her daddy was Jewish. She sorta looked Israeli to me at first glance so I'm not surprised. She is very pretty in a Mediterranean way.
I'm 50 and been a lot of places as a wild young man and have never known a Jewish prostitute. I don't think it's common for their culture though in the 70s plenty were in early porn.
Now here is Jewish born Elliot Spitzer married to a comely North Carolinian Southern Baptist “Shiksa” who did not convert and he pays 5000 bucks a session to have sex with a Jewish girl.
This is too bizarre....I'm surprised no comedian has found this yet.
Life is stranger than fiction.
I read she actually came from a normal family. She says that she is from a broken down family to get more attention and help her music career. Kinda like what Anna Nicole Smith did. I suspect the prostitution was just a way to make money for her. It is expensive to live in Manhattan.
She has many aliases. Her mother’s name is Carolyn Capalbo, which I think is Italian.
She was born Youmans which is a Jewish name but her mom may be Italian which then gets Rabbi arguable.
You can look back at my first post on this thread.
I saw the pics and asked if she were Italian at first and then after the second pic Jewish.
Later I thought she might be high end Colombian even.
I’ve been around.,...
she is cute
FYI
“I just don’t want to be thought of as a monster,” said Dupré, who was born Ashley Youmans and raised in Belmar, N.J.”
22yrs old...so sad!
What really irritates me, I knew some kids that knew what that word meant, and laughed at me for not knowinig it. Urban dictionary—just found out about it a few months ago.......not for the easily sensitive, or the faint of heart.
She does look Jewish now you mention it. I saw that post you made. My first thought she was Hispanic.
She’s hot....sad though a young girl willing to do that
but....man talk about time immemorial...hot young women been selling themselves since before Ezekial
she will probably do Playboy etc.,...celebre’
ROTFLOL That may be both the funniest and truest thing I have ever read on FR.
Spitzer wanted to try that Plug and Play application.
You mean her real name isn't "Ashley Alexandra "Kristin" Dupré?
I am shocked!
Spitzer is a 14 caret jerk on so many levels.
Belmar is an OK town, but I think Ashley "Dupré" tells her clients she was born in Lyon France and raised in Manoco.
I understand that she plays the skin flute quite well.
Got it from ABC News
Mom I’d Like to F#@k.
Seems like it needs a comma.
Mom, I’d Like to F#@k...
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