'New York Governor spent $85,000 on sex'

Herald Sun ^ | 12 March 2008

[Aussie Dasher]

NEW York's Governor spent up to $US80,000 ($85,000) on prostitutes who he asked to not wear a condom, it has been reported, as sordid details emerged in the sex scandal that threatens to hound him from office.

Eliot Spitzer became embroiled in the scandal on Tuesday when it was reported that he was linked to a US probe into a prostitution ring.

Mr Spitzer was caught on a listening device spending more than $4000 at the Emperor's Club call girl service.

Anonymous officials involved with the case have now been reported by the Associated Press as saying that Mr Spitzer had spent as much as $US80,000 with the service.

It is not clear over what time period that would have been, but the $4000 was reported to have paid for one night with a prostitute named Kristen with credit left over for future sessions.

That suggests Mr Spitzer made at least a couple of dozen visits to the prostitution service.

On the night of the visit with Kristen, Mr Spitzer booked two hotel rooms - one for him and one for her. He then slipped away from his security agents and met her in her room.

[Carry_Okie]

IOW Poor Eliot got turned down by Silda when he wanted to go anal. All speculation of course

Sounds like "Poor Eliot" was sexually abused as a child. It would explain his obsession with dominance.

[mvpel]

All kidding aside, as a Seasoned Citizen who has been married twice and who has "been around," I can only wonder what is so special about a "working girl," that she can command that kind of remuneration?

Absolute discretion, perhaps? Mildly to moderately kinky stuff?

[the lastbestlady]

I read this post all the way to #60 just to find out if anyone would explain “tower of power”...
Care to????

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I was reading the post for the same reason!! WTF is Tower of power?

[XR7]

From Don Surber DailyMail.com:

Spitzer parody

Paging the Clovers, the Searchers…

… Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass, The Ventures, The Coasters, Neil Diamond… dang, a lot of people recorded “Love Potion No. 9.”

Inspired by Lucianne, I offer my version:

I took the trouble for a rendezvous,
A place on Connecticut Avenue.
I got a hooker who was really fine.
I booked a room and became: Love Client Number Nine.

I told her that I was a flop with chicks.
She yawned and said she does no fancy tricks.
She held out her palm and made a li’l sign.
She said, “Better pay up, Love Client Number Nine”

She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink.
She said, “You just paid for four hours, I think.”
She opened up some wine that looked like Indian ink.
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink.

I didn't know the place was wired by cops.
If I had known I would have hollered, “Stop!”
But when they called my lawyer I knew it was time
To tell the press that I am: Love Client Number Nine.

[Guitar solo]

I posed my wife, I didn’t lie much, I took a hit.
I didn't know of an affidavit.
Now Albany’s saying that it is impeachment time
For my little turn as Love Client Number Nine.

Love Client Number Nine
Love Client Number Nine
Love Client Number Nine

The Searchers sing it.

[XR7]

Parody Ping.

[doug from upland]

Good stuff. There will be no end to the mocking. Join the sing-along on YouTube - http://youtube.com/watch?v=IJUTuDG8XGA

[gondramB]

>>Sounds like the writer knew what he was writing about ~ that’s undoubtedly based on the 40 page FBI memorandum.

At $4000 a hit that’d probably be a “boy” ~ underage most likely.<<

Well, Kristen is the only girl that didn’t have a picture up on the site... maybe a transvestite - although at that price he would probably look just like a girl anyway until...

That reminds me of this hilarious but horrible animated gif somebody posted on another board. This really pretty girl who suddenly bursts out in embarrassed laughter when her/his thing drops down from where it had been tucked.

[gondramB]

>>Bad writing. He told the female prostitutes that he did not want to wear a condom on his Gubernatorial member.<<

I don’t know... that would mean a fine vessel of investigative journalism allowed bad grammar to slip through....

[Antoninus]

Hope it was worth it, Smelliot.

[Centurion2000]

'New York Governor spent $85,000 on sex'

So the NY Governor found a woman he liked and bought her an old house.

Sounds like he got a second marriage/mortgage. Probably got more sex from the first one though.

[Jimmy Valentine]

"Just exposing me to STD’s would be enough reason for me to give the mister the old heave-ho."

Used to work with a lady whose husband was out playing on the down low. Gave her a galloping case of Herpes.

Her feelings toward the guy started at incoherent rage and ramped up from there.

[gleeaikin]

$85,00 for sex.

And I estimate that before he started AA, my husband spent that on beer during his 25 year drinking career, and that was pre 1991 dollars. At least he quit smoking before we got married in 1962. Sure wish I had that money now!

[ItisaReligionofPeace]

Exactly.

[ItisaReligionofPeace]

You pay it for your pick of discreet and beautiful women. Oh well, neither of us really knows the answer and I don’t really care.

[7thson]

It is amazing how the money adds up. I quit drinking when I met my future wife back in 87. That was when a bottle beer was less than a buck at a bar. I was amazed at the amount of extra cash I had.