Gadzooks! I think this is a policy... 
Bill Clinton is trying to get approved if Hillary is elected!
Posted on 03/06/2008 7:43:47 PM PST by forkinsocket
Al-Qaida in Afghanistan needs electrical engineers, medical doctors, Islamic scholars and, in particular, understanding wives, announced the movement's commander in a new audio message Thursday.
Mustafa Abu al-Yazeed, the self-proclaimed leader of the movement's Afghan branch, gave a 45-minute recruitment speech in a tape entitled, "They've lied, now comes the combat," that appeared on militant Islamist Web sites, and slammed Arab leaders for being traitors.
He urged scholars, doctors and electrical engineers to join the Mujahideen in their fight "because the combat needs all expertise and efforts." Abu al-Yazeed also called on the parents to allow their sons to fight.
He also went out of his way to address Muslim wives and admonished them "not to be an obstacle between your husbands and paradise, because the virtuous woman who loves her husband desires her husband to escape hell and go to heaven."
For those who do succeed in becoming martyrs, he cited the familiar Quranic verses promising a reward of over 70 virgins in paradise.
“Their men?”
Not very likely. This is Islam. The men own the women, not vice versa.
I bet a lot of islamic wimmen would be more than happy to see hubby off to meet his maker.
Yeah to meet Jesus.. surprise surprise..
Why not join civilization...throw down your arms and join the human race...and guess what? Your lives will be much better for you and your families immediately...Do you think that we are going to give in to you...? Never...Better to join us and together we achieve your goals...otherwise it’s annialation...for you
Electrical engineers?
Don’t they know they can outsource that from India?
Analysis?
“Come on, Mrs. Abdul, we consider your husband to be an extremely high caliber individual...”
Gadzooks! I think this is a policy... Bill Clinton is trying to get approved if Hillary is elected!
DESPERATION :)
And a lot begging and pleading and who knows what else to not be left widows in a society where widows have even fewer rights than wives.
He may beat her, but at least he feeds her.
Sounds like advice from my first wife that I would actually agree to.
“I bet a lot of islamic wimmen would be more than happy to see hubby off to meet his maker.”
Indeed!
>>For those who do succeed in becoming martyrs, he cited the familiar Quranic verses promising a reward of over 70 virgins in paradise.<<
****
What’s the use of getting hitched when the hubby dies and gets 72 virgins? There should be a prenup from this sand morons not to kill themselves.
hee-hee.
Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose.
James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's knee.
Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America.
As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.
As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams "This is not what I was promised!"
An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you, idiot. What did you think I said?"
Do you mean "Seikh and ye shall find"...?
Oh no, that's a Christian quote...
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