Posted on 03/05/2008 11:29:08 AM PST by Mongeaux
Top 10 Reasons Hillary Won’t Become Obama’s Veep
10. Can’t understand why he keeps sending back the case of Malt Liquor 40’s she gave him.
9. Sick of Michelle’s constant offer to take her clothes shopping.
8. Can’t remember what direction Mecca is.
7. Allergic to Pit Bulls.
6. Still convinced the Super Delegates like candles and hot oil rubs more than ambassadorships.
5. Frightened that David Shuster’s Chelsea comment will be taken literally.
4. Exhausted keeping Bill away from Michelle at social events.
3. Wants to punch Al Gore’s smirk right through his g*damn face.
2. “Y’all could be a lot of fun if you only loosen up a bit, honey.”
And the number one reason Hillary won’t become Obama’s Veep:
1. Sick and tired of having to hang all the mirrors in the Oval Office back up on the wall.
are you kidding me? there are people who would give anything to be a VP, even under Hillary... some people live for that stuff...
I don’t think it’s possible for her to have more delegates by the end of the primaries and possibly not more popular vote. At least that’s what I’m reading.
i hope that is the case... i'm already sick of hearing "the comeback kid." the Clintons sicken me to no end... the thought of the possibility of another Clinton presidency is just too much to bear! thanks for your input...
I can’t imagine a joint ticket with these two. They’ve done nothing but rip each other to shreds, now they’re supposed to make nice and present a united front to the electorate?
I don’t think so.
Don’t dispair, Hitlery only got such a showing because of all the Republicans voting for her to stop Obama’s roll. you will notice that in Texas at least, the Republican turn out was very light; we were there allright, but voting Democrat! That won’t happen in the ACTUAL election......
I couldn’t do it, I wanted to put a stake in her heart then and there, so I voted Obama. I think we should have stopped her cold instead of stopping Obama.
Reason #1.
It’s a lot harder to kill a sitting President than a personal lawyer.
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