Reason #2:
Posted on 03/05/2008 11:29:08 AM PST by Mongeaux
Top 10 Reasons Hillary Won’t Become Obama’s Veep
10. Can’t understand why he keeps sending back the case of Malt Liquor 40’s she gave him.
9. Sick of Michelle’s constant offer to take her clothes shopping.
8. Can’t remember what direction Mecca is.
7. Allergic to Pit Bulls.
6. Still convinced the Super Delegates like candles and hot oil rubs more than ambassadorships.
5. Frightened that David Shuster’s Chelsea comment will be taken literally.
4. Exhausted keeping Bill away from Michelle at social events.
3. Wants to punch Al Gore’s smirk right through his g*damn face.
2. “Y’all could be a lot of fun if you only loosen up a bit, honey.”
And the number one reason Hillary won’t become Obama’s Veep:
1. Sick and tired of having to hang all the mirrors in the Oval Office back up on the wall.
Obama would need to have a pretty pronounced death wish to ask Hillary Clinton to be his Vice President.
That’s what happens when nerds attempt humor.
it’s a given that she will not be his Veep... what i fear most is Obama being her veep...
This is funny?
Do you actually see that happening? I can’t imagine that he would settle for number 2 esp if she somehow STEALS the nomination. He will be ahead in delegates and head count at the primaries end. WHY should he accept VP?
In 1960 LBJ had the second highest number of delegates and was put on the ticket as VP. This is different.
I can’t see him taking the second seat nor do I see her doing this.
She wants to be president. Everyone in this country knows this. She’ll try every legal and illegal to win.
Have we forgotton that she’s got that low life McCauliffe character running the show for her?
And the Number One reason she won’t be his Veep is:
Hillary has done everything she can to denigrate him, and his supporters.
He’d be a complete moron to invite her onto the ticket.
She needs him. He does not need her.
The first one went over quite well but the second was tougher to write.
Reason #2:
Obama doesn't want to be a victim of Arkancide.
>>>>>what i fear most is Obama being her veep...
It really tough to imagine WHO might accept the VP slot under Hiterly.
Can you imagine having Bill Clinton show up to chew the fat every morning, wearing his PJs and slippers and bearing a platter of bear claws, donuts, and bagels with cream cheese and lox?
No chance Bill would try to undermnines the VP, would there?
My wife and I were talking about this last night. We don’t feel that Hillary would be Barack (redacted) Obama’s Veep.
I also don’t think Barrack would pick her. She would want to hog the spotlight.
If he was to be her Veep she would want him to go sit in a corner and be quiet.
Obama commits suicide on the White House grounds...something like that?
11. Have to stop trading in pork bellies.
12. Refuses to answer to “Hey Hill...”
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If I were a Democrat Superdelegate, and interested in helping my Party, I would pledge my vote to the first candidate who committed to ask the other to fill the VEEP slot. The only way the Donks have a chance is if Barack “Sweethome Al” Obama and Mrs. Clinton are on the ticket, either 1/2 or 2/1.
OTOH, I can't see either of them being willing to take a veep slot for the other. Hillary didn't claw her way to the top of the ticket just so she could be overshadowed once again by a more popular and charismatic partner (remembering she'll still have to ride herd on Bill trying to turn her administration into his co-presidency 2), and Obama would have to be suicidal to agree to be just a heartbeat away from Hillary becoming president.
Yeah it’s not going to happen.
i absolutely have not forgotten... that is why i think it's bad news that she won Ohio and Texas last night... she needs to be out, out, out before the general election... he is more likely to be her veep than she is to be his... i'm thinking that at this point, she will actually have more delegates than he does in the end... so he won't have any reason to blame her for stealing... her wins last night are bad news...
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