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To: Dog

< channeling Bill Murray in Caddyshack >
“So I’ve been hunting this scumbag for 10 years, since he blew two embassies...and I catch up with him in Somalia back in’08. Got him in my crosshairs, see...

I pull the trigger and Boom! Down goes Sabhan! Sweet. Now I’m thinking, that $5 Million reward is mine. Just got to walk over, scrape some DNA, and cruise back to Washington.

But then...POW! Boom! Two cruise missiles hit his dead body before I can reach him.

So I took out this wanted terrorist, but that’s why I’m still broke.”

< /end Bill Murray Caddyshack rant >


60 posted on 03/04/2008 11:44:57 AM PST by Southack (Media Bias means that Castro won't be punished for Cuban war crimes against Black Angolans in Africa)
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To: Southack; Kenny Bunk

You two have got me in stitches today.

You guys missed your true calling. That’s funnier than anything I ever saw or heard on the Letterman show.


67 posted on 03/04/2008 11:59:00 AM PST by AdvisorB (Baraq is the Arabic name of the winged horse that took mohammed to paradise from the DomeoftheRock)
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