[chessplayer]

If the alarmists are correct, then we are truly screwed, because it will take decades to stop ALL emissions.

[Always Right]

Now I just wish they would start with themselves.....

[Izzy Dunne]

So unless we commit mass suicide NOW, we’re all DOOMED!

[Slapshot68]

“Greenhouse gas emissions will have to be eliminated completely to stabilise the Earth’s climate and prevent temperatures from rising. That’s the conclusion of climatologists in the US who say that our current efforts to merely stabilise emissions will not be enough.”

Right because the Earth’s temperatures never rose prior to mankind arriving on the scene.

And the sad thing is, the sheep will believe it.

[Southack]

1. A warmer planet would grow more crops
2. Our planet is getting colder

[stefanbatory]

Is not water vapor also a greenhouse gas? I guess that means that the hydrogen car won’t be able to help us...

[ThePythonicCow]

Only zero increased emissions can prevent a warmer colder planet

... there, fixed.

[ryan71]

“...That’s the conclusion of climatologists in the US...”

I wonder how much money do they need to conduct more $tudie$ to come up with a $olution?

Extortionists!

[Brett66]

It seems that being environmentalist is license spout insane fantasies.

[pgkdan]

Greenhouse gas emissions

Does that mean we have to stop breathing too? If so, I suggest we start with the morons who write this kind of garbage.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Well then...we’ll just have to buy more carbon credits to fix the planet

[goodnesswins]

STOP BREATHING EVERYONE!!!!

[lexington minuteman 1775]

Putting out the Sun would also prevent us from getting warmer..bwahahahaha!
These people certainly are insistent...and wrong!

[Abathar]

Going to take some mighty big corks to plug all the volcanoes, I mean zero emissions means zero emissions right?

I like stories like this because they actually do some good. People sitting on the fence read this stuff and just shake their head like we do, opens their eyes to what kind of idiots are preaching this crap.

[mdmathis6]

I guess they’ll have to cork all volcanoes then,,,,and stop termites from eating dead trees. Whales...now there’s a carbon threat there...quess they’ll have to kill then all with sale powered whaling ships!

[Dr.Zoidberg]

If the alarmists are correct, then we are truly screwed, because it will take decades to stop ALL emissions.

Actually, it's technically impossible to stop ALL emissions.

Even if we all returned to a hunter/gatherer society, the camp fires are going to be emitting CO2, not to mention the nasty gases coming from the billions of corpses left rotting due to mass starvation.

[capt. norm]

They will have to impose fines for flatulence.

Squadrons of "fart police" are in training right now.

[Panzerlied]

Let’s see, humans emit carbon dioxide and carbon dioxide is a greenhouse gas and we need zero greenhouse gas emissions...

EXTERMINATE THEM!

[DBrow]

The only way toward a cooler planet is to adjust the three orbital eccentricities of the Earth (look up Milankovitch Cycles) and regulate solar output (see Maunder Minimum).

Or move to orbital habitats, or build Ringworld (Discworld has some issues).

[kingattax]

wait until these phony morons start campaigning to rid the world of cows

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

Why don’t they go all the way to beyond stupid and argue that the dinosaurs will come back and eat us? Then they could back off that argument and revert to this kind of argument.