My dog knows he doesn't want his joystick and fuel tanks to be targeted by anything that didn't walk by him with it's tail in the air first. We go though this every time he goes to the vet clinic. They know him by reputation.
I posit that I have an uncannily intuitive, intelligent canine, and I have helped nurture those cognitive abilities. If you care to raise the stakes with your digit, we'll call the hand. Or, your hand. Your call.
I try to never make wagers with men who think they have taught their dogs to be Einstein and believe themselves to be vikings. But thanks for the offer.