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Maybe global warming does increase zombie attacks.
1 posted on 02/21/2008 9:53:33 AM PST by In veno, veritas
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To: In veno, veritas
This will eventually correct itself.

</sarcasm>

2 posted on 02/21/2008 9:59:15 AM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (Islam is a religion of peace, and Muslims reserve the right to kill anyone who says otherwise.)
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To: In veno, veritas

This is like King of the Hill when the government put down that he was a Female on his driver’s license.


3 posted on 02/21/2008 9:59:34 AM PST by Skywalk (Transdimensional Jihad!)
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To: In veno, veritas

If the government declares you dead, are you responsible if you kill a government worker while you are dead?


5 posted on 02/21/2008 10:09:33 AM PST by vetvetdoug (Just when one thinks life is strange, it gets stranger.)
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To: In veno, veritas

If she’s dead hell .. skip the health insurance and enjoy no taxation, immunity to criminal prosecution and other assorted benefits with being legally DEAD.


7 posted on 02/21/2008 10:12:30 AM PST by Centurion2000 (su - | chown -740 us ./base | kill -9 | cd / | rm -r)
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To: In veno, veritas
The government has ways of correcting these mistakes - with extreme prejudice...

What the heck - it's far easier for them to fix it that way than trying to correct the government's computer records...

8 posted on 02/21/2008 10:16:51 AM PST by Zeppo (Every mighty mild... seventies child... Beats me (Metric - Combat Baby))
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To: In veno, veritas
Coming to a bureaucracy near you: "Look, lady, the paperwork to fix this is impossible. Don't keep pushing us because someone is going to realize it is easier to make you actually dead than officially alive."
9 posted on 02/21/2008 10:21:24 AM PST by NonValueAdded (Who Would Montgomery Brewster Choose?)
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To: In veno, veritas

Just wait until we get mandatory, government-run health care.


11 posted on 02/21/2008 10:40:59 AM PST by rabscuttle385 (Admin Moderator for President. The lesser of two evils is still evil.)
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To: In veno, veritas

Just your government doing the job idiots won’t do!


12 posted on 02/21/2008 11:15:05 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: In veno, veritas
According to government paperwork, Laura Todd has been dead off and on for eight years,

If she's been dead for eight years, does that mean she voted for Gore and Kerry?

13 posted on 02/21/2008 11:48:47 AM PST by KarlInOhio (Rattenschadenfreude: joy at a Democrat's pain, especially Hillary's pain caused by Obama.)
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To: In veno, veritas

Looking on the bright side, she’s now allowed to vote 27 times in any election. (Provided she’s registered as a Democrat.)


15 posted on 02/21/2008 12:28:05 PM PST by Redcloak ("A plague o' both your houses!")
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In vEno? Not vIno? (Just askin')

So. I've seen this a couple of times here and there and so far no one has mentioned Brazil. Fits this situation perfectly...

Peet
16 posted on 02/21/2008 3:13:24 PM PST by Peet (Insert clever phrase here.)
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According to a government audit, Social Security had to resurrect more than 23,000 people in a period of less than two years

the math behind that stat would lead you to the general figure of %0.01. That's not too shabby- I doubt it's veracity.

17 posted on 02/21/2008 6:04:28 PM PST by perfect stranger
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