Maybe global warming does increase zombie attacks.
To: In veno, veritas
This will eventually correct itself.
</sarcasm>
2 posted on
02/21/2008 9:59:15 AM PST by
E. Pluribus Unum
(Islam is a religion of peace, and Muslims reserve the right to kill anyone who says otherwise.)
To: In veno, veritas
This is like King of the Hill when the government put down that he was a Female on his driver’s license.
3 posted on
02/21/2008 9:59:34 AM PST by
Skywalk
(Transdimensional Jihad!)
To: In veno, veritas
If the government declares you dead, are you responsible if you kill a government worker while you are dead?
5 posted on
02/21/2008 10:09:33 AM PST by
vetvetdoug
(Just when one thinks life is strange, it gets stranger.)
To: In veno, veritas
If she’s dead hell .. skip the health insurance and enjoy no taxation, immunity to criminal prosecution and other assorted benefits with being legally DEAD.
7 posted on
02/21/2008 10:12:30 AM PST by
Centurion2000
(su - | chown -740 us ./base | kill -9 | cd / | rm -r)
To: In veno, veritas
The government has ways of correcting these mistakes - with extreme prejudice...
What the heck - it's far easier for them to fix it that way than trying to correct the government's computer records...
8 posted on
02/21/2008 10:16:51 AM PST by
Zeppo
(Every mighty mild... seventies child... Beats me (Metric - Combat Baby))
To: In veno, veritas
Coming to a bureaucracy near you: "Look, lady, the paperwork to fix this is impossible. Don't keep pushing us because someone is going to realize it is easier to make you actually dead than officially alive."
9 posted on
02/21/2008 10:21:24 AM PST by
NonValueAdded
(Who Would Montgomery Brewster Choose?)
To: In veno, veritas
Just wait until we get mandatory, government-run health care.
11 posted on
02/21/2008 10:40:59 AM PST by
rabscuttle385
(Admin Moderator for President. The lesser of two evils is still evil.)
To: In veno, veritas
Just your government doing the job idiots won’t do!
To: In veno, veritas
According to government paperwork, Laura Todd has been dead off and on for eight years, If she's been dead for eight years, does that mean she voted for Gore and Kerry?
13 posted on
02/21/2008 11:48:47 AM PST by
KarlInOhio
(Rattenschadenfreude: joy at a Democrat's pain, especially Hillary's pain caused by Obama.)
To: In veno, veritas
Looking on the bright side, she’s now allowed to vote 27 times in any election. (Provided she’s registered as a Democrat.)
15 posted on
02/21/2008 12:28:05 PM PST by
Redcloak
("A plague o' both your houses!")
To: In veno, veritas
In vEno? Not vIno? (Just askin')
So. I've seen this a couple of times here and there and so far no one has mentioned
Brazil. Fits this situation perfectly...
Peet
16 posted on
02/21/2008 3:13:24 PM PST by
Peet
(Insert clever phrase here.)
To: In veno, veritas; Blue Highway
According to a government audit, Social Security had to resurrect more than 23,000 people in a period of less than two yearsthe math behind that stat would lead you to the general figure of %0.01. That's not too shabby- I doubt it's veracity.
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