Posted on 02/11/2008 6:01:38 PM PST by laurenmarlowe
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Doin alright. Hows about yourself?
Good evening, Late...((HUGS))...did you do some good deeds today? Fix someones lights? I started the morning with 4” of snow on the driveway. More to come tonight they say.
Someday I will.
Right now - myself!
How was your Monday, sameo-sameo, or have you discovered a new way to make Mondays exciting?!
Good eveing, ms b...((HUGS))...did you get a nap today?
I havent heard that in a very long time L0L
you obviously are a fast attack sailor. 688?
*HUG*
As a matter of fact, I did!
Had an appt with the “bone cracker” (osteopath)
this morning, came home and tried to do a few things but was too sore..
So Minette and I crashed out on the futon!
ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
DDSS!
Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats."
That's what I put up with today!!
And the funny thing is they can't stand debating me, they always lose, and it just makes my day, so I had a GREAT Monday!!
USS Glenard P. Lipscomb 685
Good seeing you, Radix...((HUGS))...how is your snow blower doing? Has it been busy? And Peter...getting around pretty well?
I have been on that boat!
Hello 637!
It took me a sec...!!!/LOL
Tsk, tsk...good Christian man and all!!/LOL
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the porch table that
I brought up from the mail box earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table,
Put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
And notice that the can is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back
On the table and take out the garbage first.
But then I think,
Since I’m going to be near the mailbox
When I take out the garbage anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my check book off the table,
And see that there is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
So I go inside the house to my desk where
I find the can of Coke I’d been drinking.
I’m going to look for my checks,
But first I need to push the Coke aside
So that I don’t accidentally knock it over.
The Coke is getting warm,
And I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke,
A vase of flowers on the counter
Catches my eye—they need water.
I put the Coke on the counter and
Discover my reading glasses that
I’ve been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk,
But first I’m going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter,
Fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote
Someone left it on the kitchen table.
I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
I’ll be looking for the remote,
But I won’t remember that it’s on the kitchen table,
So I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
But first I’ll water the flowers.
I pour some water in the flowers,
But quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
So, I set the remote back on the table,
Get some towels and wipe up the spill.
Then, I head down the hall trying to
Remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day:
The car isn’t washed
The bills aren’t paid
There is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter
The flowers don’t have enough water,
There is still only 1 check in my check book,
I can’t find the remote,
I can’t find my glasses,
And I don’t remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I’m really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day,
And I’m really tired.
I realize this is a serious problem,
And I’ll try to get some help for it,
But first I’ll check my e-mail...
Do me a favor.
Forward this message to everyone you know,
Because I don’t remember who the hell I’ve sent it to.
Don’t laugh — if this isn’t you yet, your day is coming!
By the way I need to call the plumber the front yard is flooded again !
Good evening Mayor, thank you for the words from the Bible.
Hope you had a great birthday!
Heh heh...that pair of deuces beats most anything the muzzies have afloat...!
Maybe you could work at EB.
Happy Birthday The Mayor,(((Hugs)))Fatima
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