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To: forkinsocket
I’ll bet there is no muzzie equivalent to the age old gift giving exchange in sane homes
papa “what do you boys want for ramadan this year ?”
boys,”red ryder land mine with the compass in the stock !”
mom “those things are dangerous, they’ll put their eyes out”
86 posted on
02/11/2008 2:41:53 PM PST by
daku
("My dream continues with ferocity, thank you.")
To: forkinsocket
Last words: Don’t worry Fatima, it’s perfectly safe, I’ve disarmed it. Look, I can even hit it with a hamm...
87 posted on
02/11/2008 2:43:28 PM PST by
Hacklehead
(Crush the liberals, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the hippies.)
To: windcliff; onedoug
88 posted on
02/11/2008 2:43:39 PM PST by
stylecouncilor
(I'm a loner Dottie; a rebel.)
To: forkinsocket
What a radical way to meet JESUS!... Woo Wee..
89 posted on
02/11/2008 2:44:54 PM PST by
hosepipe
(CAUTION: This propaganda is laced with hyperbole....)
To: forkinsocket
Possible Triple Darwin Winner
91 posted on
02/11/2008 2:46:10 PM PST by
bray
(Go InSain)
To: forkinsocket
Prayers up for the daughter and wife. At least the only potential innocents weren’t killed.
92 posted on
02/11/2008 2:48:45 PM PST by
Patriotic1
(Dic mihi solum facta, domina - Just the facts, ma'am)
To: forkinsocket
His accident...God’s on-purpose.
To: forkinsocket
Sometimes bad things happen to good bad people!
97 posted on
02/11/2008 2:58:13 PM PST by
Gritty
(In the War with Jihadism, identifying the threat is at the heart of success or failure-Walid Phares)
To: forkinsocket
Note: you can only hammer on them BEFORE the good stuff goes in!
98 posted on
02/11/2008 2:58:50 PM PST by
Dumpster Baby
(Eschew obfuscation)
To: forkinsocket
To: forkinsocket
Ha Ha! I mean.....
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.......
100 posted on
02/11/2008 2:59:56 PM PST by
dragonblustar
(Once abolish the God, and the government becomes the God - G. K. Chesterton)
To: forkinsocket
*snif*
I do so love a happy ending.
(I get all misty eyed)
102 posted on
02/11/2008 3:03:05 PM PST by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: forkinsocket
How about that?
Our Lutheran Men’s Group was working on VBIEDs to use against the local mosque here in WA, and we had a little glitch. One of our associate pastors was taping a blasting cap to the cellphone so that there would be no traceable aspects of the bomb and he blew three of his fingers off!
We all had a good laugh at him trying to eat corn on the cob with no opposable thumb on his left hand! We finally had to cut the corn off the cob for him to eat with a spoon, but we sure had a laugh with him trying to eat that corn!
The TIME WE HAD at our church picnic.
Of course I’m being sarcastic, but it looks a little weird when you put it in perspective.
To: forkinsocket
What would under-15 year olds know what to do with 72 virgins?
To: forkinsocket
He died of premature detonation.
106 posted on
02/11/2008 3:15:20 PM PST by
dragonblustar
(Once abolish the God, and the government becomes the God - G. K. Chesterton)
To: forkinsocket
"Mullah accidently blows up self, sons"What a Ji-tard!
110 posted on
02/11/2008 3:48:05 PM PST by
Leisler
To: forkinsocket
Nooooooo! Not Achmed!! Someone tell Jeff Dunhammmmmm.
111 posted on
02/11/2008 3:50:21 PM PST by
wizr
(Whether you are a Christian or not, fight for your God given freedoms.)
To: forkinsocket
115 posted on
02/11/2008 4:06:47 PM PST by
Jackknife
( "The Bureau of Alcohol,Tobacco, and Firearms should be a department store, not a gov't agency.")
To: forkinsocket
To quote the immortal bard:
“‘Tis the sport to have the engineer
Hoist with his own petard”
119 posted on
02/11/2008 4:21:06 PM PST by
LexBaird
(Behold, thou hast drinken of the Aide of Kool, and are lost unto Men.)
To: forkinsocket
-------A LANDMINE blew up in the home of a religious cleric -------
Notice, that's all we needed to know which religion he was.
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