I think I’m having a short term memory loss....LOL! Hmmmmm...I’m thinking it’s too quiet. What are y’all up to?
I heard someone refer to that as "oldtimers." LOL
As any eight-year-old boy will tell you, the ability to make underarm noises is an impressive skill. It takes determination, drive and lots of practice. If you want to learn how to make underarm noises, you just have to follow a few simple rules. In a few short hours, you will have grossed out everyone for miles around.
Instructions
Difficulty: Moderately Easy
Steps
Step 1 Prepare your armpit. Underarms are stinky and are festering germ pools. Not really the place you want to put your hand. So before attempting to make underarm noises, wash the area thoroughly with soap and water. Deodorant just makes things sticky, so skip it for now.
Step 2 Wear the right attire. A sleeveless shirt makes for easy access.
Step 3 Get the area wet. Seasoned pros can skip this step, but applying a bit of water to your underarm can make your first attempts much easier. In a pinch, spit works just as well.
Step 4 Gather together an audience. Underarm noises are much funnier when there are other people around. So call your whole family in the room to witness your brilliance.
Step 5 Assume the position. Place your right hand under your left arm, and cup it over the fleshy part of your armpit. Bend the elbow of your left arm, while flapping it up and down like a chicken’s wing. The faster you do this, the better sound you will make.
Step 6 Practice makes perfect. If you don’t get it right away, don’t get discouraged. Just keep trying.
Tips & Warnings
Most teachers, bosses, girl friends, or moms don’t see the humor in making underarm noises. Don’t even try to help them see the error of their ways.