I'll 'fess up. I am guilty of this heinous outrage --a crime I committed while a young college student in a back alley behind a dumpster. I wonder when I'll have to register as a sex offender.
Bad news for day laborers all across the land.
Sheesh, peeing in the sagebrush is practically a birthright here in Nevada.
JERRY: I could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die. Do you think I enjoy living like this?...the shame, the humiliation...You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition.
Not to mention guys relieving themselves on golf courses. Sex offender status is an “on purpose” issue. Just relieving oneself is not.
A feminazi must have thought up that ruling. Do women get in trouble for such actions? Doubt it.
Journalism school model student, no doubt.
They should exempt ordinary urination with that exposure, as opposed to urination as part of a kinky sex act, from acts classified as a sex crime.
What a group of absolute idiots
We’re living in a country that is the most phobic about peeping and pooping. No other land has such a shameful public restroom situation. This is another sign of this silly puritanism.
Yep, your buddy stops the car to let you out to relieve yourself and there you are at the back, using the car as a shield, when he takes off as a joke and there you are left holding your Johnson and now a sex offender.
On the serious side, it pisses me off that they’d water down the true definition of a sex offender.
Urination and ruination are actually pretty close in spelling.
At what age? My grandson (being potty trained) some times just can not wait to make it to the potty and i have pulled over in a field and let him go. Will he be charged?
What the heck is going on? Its like people have gone crazy.
The Act sounds good but does not hold up under analysis and in places where it has been applied they're already finding it to be counterproductive -- reducing, not improving, public safety.
I think that any one who is watching me take a pee and wants to arrest me is a voyuer and should be arrested as a sexual devient and a criminal!
Well, I can see how this might be a valid problem,
then again, maybe not.
In addition...,
ooops, ‘scuse me...be right back...damn Budweiser...
“Hey, turn yer headlights off!”
Follow the money! They’re probably on the take from the makers of Depends!
I agree.
The traffic came to a standstill about 20 miles north of Florence and we spent hours moving at a crawl.
I had three kids in the car and the oldest, at age 12, had to pee so bad he could taste it. We were sitting still on the Autostrada so I tell him to get out and do his thing which he does.
I'm watching him pee on the median in the rear view mirror when the cars ahead of me move out. The cars behind are honking, as the Italians are prone to do, so we left him there and moved on.
One of our favorite Christmas memories is of our son peeing in front of dozens of Italian families and then having to run after us on the Autostrada yelling for us to stop.
I wouldn’t worry. I think that you have to be tried before a jury of pee-ers.
At a certain age, when you’ve got to go, you’ve got to go NOW!