[DFG]

Food for thought next time you order the chicken dish at your work cafeteria.

[jdm]

LOL

[Mr Ramsbotham]

Don’t eat the pink kielbasa.

[Diogenesis]

Don’t like the taste of this story.

[mass55th]

Hold your tongue!!

[RckyRaCoCo]

gives a new meaning to “bite your tongue”

[Borges]

Oooh I bit my your tongue!

[JRios1968]

Food for thought next time you order the chicken dish at your work cafeteria.

[squidly]

I wonder if it tastes anything like beef tongue.

[jdm]

"This Junior Mint tastes kinda funky. Where'd you get it?"

[JoanVarga]

Even more funny on this thread!

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Jeff Dahmer insisted: “I can say clearly that we have never used patients’ parts in any of our dishes.”

[Secret Agent Man]

Does this not beg the question, what the hell is a doctor running around the hospital with a body part? You don’t just ‘forget’ you have a body part on you. Normally you don’t take them with you out of an operating theatre without taking them to be tested for something, in a well-marked container.

In-sane.

[Eroteme]

“Accidentally”? How does one accidentally even have a human tongue available to accidentally fall into the risotto?
Was he wearing it?

Granted, this is Slovenia. Still..

[ari-freedom]

so Hostel is true...

[Anti-Bubba182]

I hear John Edwards is looking for a gig.

[ElkGroveDan]

I don’t want any lip from you either.

[Chode]

there is NO reason for a dr to have a detached body part on his person period.

[crazyhorse691]

Soylent green tar-tar. As an aside, I made the mistake of checking out the ingredients of a package of Chorizo sausage, once. It was almost as gross as the head cheese I had in Mexico City that had eyelashes as a major ingredient.

[joan]

Perhaps this story is false or some rumor. Notice they don't name the hospital or give many details. Simultaneously there is news that a Croatian hospital canteen (Croatia is Slovenia's southern neighbor) served human lips in food. The story is similar to this one but it has "a woman" finding the human flesh in her food, while this one has a male doctor. So is it just a slightly altered version of a phony story; or one real story that has false information (can't decide if it was a man or woman, was lips or tongue, and places it also in another country); or were there simultaneous cases in Croatia and Slovenia of human flesh being served at the canteens of mysterious unnamed hospitals? I think the stories could be made up to fit a quota for their weird story sections (ananova for example) and probably not the first time, then picked up by other news agencies.

Hospital Canteen Sells Human Flesh Sandwich

The hospital named a commission of seven members that will have to investigate the whole case.

Employees in a Croatian hospital’s canteen offered human flesh. A woman ordered a salad and a sandwich. As the meat in the sandwich had an unusual taste, she had it analysed at the pathology department. There they found out that the sandwich actually contained part of human lips.

The hospital named a commission of seven members to investigate the whole case, in order to find out how human flesh ended up in the hospital’s canteen.

The hospital’s director Nives Rener believes that someone among the employees carried the piece of meat in his/her uniform and introduced it inside the canteen. Exactly for this reason, they decided that from now on, the employees will be forbidden to enter the canteen if they are wearing uniforms they wore when in contact with patients.

[tflabo]

Doctor I said to use the tongs to grab the chicken...not the tongue.