Posted on 01/27/2008 10:26:49 AM PST by DogByte6RER
Son of Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sibelius Designs Raunchy Prison-Themed Board Game
Sunday , January 27, 2008
The son of Gov. Kathleen Sebelius is peddling a board game titled "Don't Drop the Soap," a prison-themed game he created as part of a class project at the Rhode Island School of Design.
John Sebelius, 23, has the backing of his mother and father, U.S. Magistrate Judge Gary Sebelius. Sebelius spokeswoman Nicole Corcoran said both parents "are very proud of their son John's creativity and talent."
John Sebelius is selling the game on his Internet site for $34.99, plus packaging, shipping and handling. The contact information on the Web site lists the address of the governor's mansion. Corcoran said the address will change when John Sebelius moves.
The game also goes on sale starting Jan. 31 at a shop called Hobbs in the college town of Lawrence.
The site describes, "Don't Drop the Soap" as a game "Where no one playing enters through the front door!"
"Fight your way through 6 different exciting locations in hopes of being granted parole," the site says. "Escape prison riots in The Yard, slip glass into a mob boss' lasagna in the Cafeteria, steal painkillers from the nurse's desk in the Infirmary, avoid being cornered by the Aryans in the Shower Room, fight off Latin Kings in Gang War, and try not to smoke your entire stash in The Hole."
The game includes five tokens representing a bag of cocaine, a handgun and three characters: wheelchair-using 'Wheelz," muscle-flexing "Anferny" and business suit-clad "Sal 'the Butcher."'
Corcoran said John Sebelius sought legal advice to be sure he followed proper requirements, and he even took out a loan on his own to pay for the production of his work.
(Excerpt) Read more at foxnews.com ...
....Of course they are PROUD! These two liberal socialist degenerates have raised their son in their own image. Why wouldn't they be proud?
Arbitrary power is most easily established on the ruins of liberty abused to licentiousness.
- George Washington, Circular to the States, May 9, 1753 -
Here is a link to the site that sells the board game (Note: This is not an endorsement!)
http://www.gilliusinc.com/dropsoap.html
very proud of their son John’s creativity and talent
and also proud of their degeneracy, it seems.
Bigger fish to fry...
So I’d like to know where, you got the lotion?
said I’d like to know where, you got the lotion?
Drop the soap, don’t drop the soap baby!
Drop the soap, don’t bend over!
Drop the soap, don’t drop the soap baby!
Drop the soap-p-p-p-p!
Ever since my time in prison began
your touch has thrilled me like the rush of the wind
and your arms have held me down in shower room C
there’s always been a quiet cell for you to rape me....
The only thing missing from the story. One word. Anyone?
Democrat
The game includes five tokens representing a bag of cocaine, a handgun and three characters: wheelchair-using 'Wheelz," muscle-flexing "Anferny" and business suit-clad "Sal 'the Butcher."'
Sounds like the steroids taking whack-jobs will love this game.
Not surpising, Democrat family values.
Another proud Kansan.
/not
Feel better. She’s really from Ohio.
Has somebody alerted Freddy Phelps about this? In spite of the fact that he’s a Democrat the Westboro clan will probably want to take some time to take their protest to the Governers Mansion.
Funny, she didn’t mention this in her State of the Union response.
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