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Woo hoo!! Our 1st quarter 2008 FReepathon is now underway!! Thread IV
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Posted on 01/20/2008 12:43:48 PM PST by Jim Robinson
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To: Fiddlstix
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posted on
01/21/2008 12:50:24 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
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To: Jim Robinson; All
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posted on
01/21/2008 12:53:23 PM PST
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Fiddlstix
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To: Jim Robinson; All
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posted on
01/21/2008 12:53:46 PM PST
by
Fiddlstix
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To: Jim Robinson
$20 from Maine
$10 from Texas
$25 from Colorado
$3 from Massachusetts
$10 from Never Never Land
$50 from Virginia
$5 from Georgia
$10 from Nevada
$20 from Idaho
$10 from California
$20 from Virginia
$20 from Indiana
$200 from Pennsylvania
$50 from Colorado
$30 from Florida
$10 from Missouri
$20 from Oregon
$20 from Missouri
$50 from Idaho
$10 from Illinois
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posted on
01/21/2008 12:54:04 PM PST
by
jedward
To: Jim Robinson
With Fall here now I know winter isn't far behind. Studying the weather, I've come to realize that all of our cold air comes from Canada.
Speaking as an engineer, I wonder why no one has ever thought to weather-strip the damn border.
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posted on
01/21/2008 12:55:35 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
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To: Jim Robinson
THANK YOU!!
INDIANA
CROSSROADS OF AMERICA
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posted on
01/21/2008 1:01:53 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
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To: Fiddlstix
167
posted on
01/21/2008 1:03:43 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
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To: Lady Jag
The optimist says: The glass is half full
The pessimist says: The glass is half empty
But....
The engineer says: Obviously the container is twice the size it should be for the volume of liquid it holds.
168
posted on
01/21/2008 1:12:51 PM PST
by
Fiddlstix
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To: All
ENTER "THE MEMORABLE MOMENTS IN MOVIES" CONTEST NOW!
Search your brain and those little gray cells
Till your mem'ry of great movies gels
I'm making this request
Please enter this con-test
And win a prize better than Nobel's
A big thank-you from your contest hostest with the mostest, Hollyweird's own.......,
Louella Parsons
(....see my tag line....)
169
posted on
01/21/2008 1:24:28 PM PST
by
MinuteGal
(Fun Freepathon Contest (movies) Now Underway on Thread IV. Details # 19. ENTER NOW!)
To: Fiddlstix; MinuteGal
One day, a Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer were driving down the street in the same car. All of a sudden, the car broke down.
The Mechanical Engineer said, "I think a rod broke."
The Chemical Engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I don't think it's getting gas."
The Electrical Engineer said, "I don't think there was a spark and something is wrong with the electrical system."
All three turned to the computer engineer and said, "What do you think?"
The Computer Engineer said, "I think we should all get out and get back in."
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posted on
01/21/2008 1:28:18 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
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To: Lady Jag
How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They simply redefine darkness as the industry standard.
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posted on
01/21/2008 1:56:33 PM PST
by
gpapa
(My idea of gun control is a good, steady aim)
To: gpapa; Lady Jag
Q: How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None....
That's a hardware problem.
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posted on
01/21/2008 2:11:40 PM PST
by
Fiddlstix
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To: gpapa
Q. What’s the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
A. Mechanical engineers build weapons, civil engineers build targets.
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posted on
01/21/2008 2:16:21 PM PST
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Lady Jag
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To: Lady Jag
Q: How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one
But......
The light bulb Must Want to change.
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posted on
01/21/2008 2:25:01 PM PST
by
Fiddlstix
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To: Lady Jag
Three freshman engineering students were sitting around talking between classes, when one brought up the question of who designed the human body.
One of the students insisted that the human body must have been designed by an electrical engineer because of the perfection of the nerves and synapses.
Another disagreed, and exclaimed that it had to have been a mechanical engineer who designed the human body. The system of levers and pullies is ingenious.
“No,” the third student said “your both wrong. The human body was designed by an architect. Who else but an architect would have put a toxic waste line through a recreation area?”
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posted on
01/21/2008 2:26:51 PM PST
by
gpapa
(My idea of gun control is a good, steady aim)
To: Fiddlstix; gpapa
Q. How can you tell an extroverted engineer?
A. When he talks to you, he looks at your shoes instead of his own.
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posted on
01/21/2008 2:31:53 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
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To: Lady Jag
177
posted on
01/21/2008 2:39:59 PM PST
by
null and void
(We're tired of being sucked up to once every 4 years and stabbed in the back the rest of the time.)
To: null and void
Woo hoo!!
Just in:
$50 from Washington
$100 from Virginia
$10 from Never Never Land
$30 from Washington
$5 from Never Never Land
Thank you all very much!!
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posted on
01/21/2008 2:40:58 PM PST
by
Jim Robinson
(Our God-given unalienable rights are not open to debate, negotiation or compromise!)
To: null and void
You don’t get it or you’re an engineer and have had enough?
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posted on
01/21/2008 2:42:15 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
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To: Lady Jag
I could be an engineer who doesn't get it...
180
posted on
01/21/2008 2:49:11 PM PST
by
null and void
(We're tired of being sucked up to once every 4 years and stabbed in the back the rest of the time.)
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