To: Jim Robinson
With Fall here now I know winter isn't far behind. Studying the weather, I've come to realize that all of our cold air comes from Canada.
Speaking as an engineer, I wonder why no one has ever thought to weather-strip the damn border.
165 posted on
01/21/2008 12:55:35 PM PST by
Lady Jag
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To: Lady Jag
The optimist says: The glass is half full
The pessimist says: The glass is half empty
But....
The engineer says: Obviously the container is twice the size it should be for the volume of liquid it holds.
168 posted on
01/21/2008 1:12:51 PM PST by
Fiddlstix
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To: Lady Jag
How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They simply redefine darkness as the industry standard.
171 posted on
01/21/2008 1:56:33 PM PST by
gpapa
(My idea of gun control is a good, steady aim)
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