To: Lady Jag
How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They simply redefine darkness as the industry standard.
171 posted on
01/21/2008 1:56:33 PM PST by
gpapa
(My idea of gun control is a good, steady aim)
To: gpapa; Lady Jag
Q: How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None....
That's a hardware problem.
172 posted on
01/21/2008 2:11:40 PM PST by
Fiddlstix
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To: gpapa
Q. What’s the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
A. Mechanical engineers build weapons, civil engineers build targets.
173 posted on
01/21/2008 2:16:21 PM PST by
Lady Jag
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