Posted on 01/20/2008 7:21:15 AM PST by GeorgiaDawg32
Representatives from the MSM will have a news conference Monday evening to declare Hillary Rodham as the new president to be sworn into office in January, ’09.
Media spokespersons representing FOX, CBS, ABC, NBC, MSNBC and C-SPAN explained their rationale for this historic declaration. “We feel actual voting is a disservice to our tried and true method of polling to determining the election in advance. In doing our polling of likely voters, our panel of independent experts, their donations to the DNC aside, have found that the people prefer Hillary. We did our polling across a broad range of Americans and Hyphenated-Americans with an emphasis on Detroit, Baltimore, Atlanta, South Central Los Angeles and several cities in Mexico. We discounted flyover country since everyone knows conservatives in those areas prefer hard work, little government control, and personal responsibility. Thus, they are out of touch with mainstream America. Further, Americans will no longer have to take Tuesdays off or leave work in order to vote. This will be a huge boost to the economy saving employers millions of dollars.”
Representatives have also done preliminary polling for the ’12 elections and have found, stunningly, Chelsea Clinton as the Democrat favorite. Said the pollster, “Yes, we know she won’t be old enough in ’12, but the Constitution is a living document subject to interpretation in a new age and time.”
Developing…
with Hillary there will be no sex and no sex jokes ....got it?
Will she get anybody with half a brain to run with her.
She will follow the Nixonian Formula: Select a VP who's is so bad, no one would dare impeach or assassinate the first slotter!
One year to inauguration day. All those morons with their “Jan 20,2009—end of an error” bumper sticker must be thrilled. I don’t care how bad they think things are. Life is going by too fast to wish another year were gone. Besides, they seem to think miraculously that everything will suddenly turn wonderful on that day. Ha ha.
Not long after she takes over, I’m sure Al Queda has some juicy dastardly plans for some crowded places on the coasts. And she’ll have no response.
America has decided it wants socialism. Those voting in the republican primaries certainly seem to want it by their voting records. Marxists are already there. America wants free stuff. It wants to be like the Eurowinnies. It wants peace, low prices, cheep gas, cheep Chinese goods, short work weeks, socialized medicine. It wants to get the good life for free. So, they are voting socialism.
*shrug* The day bjclinton was sworn in homelessness vanished in America.
Or was is Bill and Hill.
It will be ok if MADAM giggles....otherwise SILENCE!!!
The pathetic GOP refuses to nominate a real Conservative.
The media is just the medium; the problem is the media culture. A people raised from toddlerdom to get input from TV, starting with teletubbies and sesame street, and progressing to classroom TV and every broadcast/cable tv show, and then to TV news... we are programmed by the media, not to vote based on a debate on the issues, but for the soundbite or joke or putdown or appearance or... media push.
You misspelled Mad-Damn...
The MSM and Rhinos are trying to kill Conservatives!!
And the Sheeple keep grazing on whatever they dish up.
I agree the MSM have selected McLlame to lose to Hitlery Rotten Klinton in 08’
I CALL UPON ALL CONSERVATIVES TO UNITE. REFUSE TO FUND THE RNC AND RHINOS until they return to the ideals of Ronald Reagan, Kirk, the young Goldwater and Buckley.
What have the RINOS and the MSM done to my HEROS???!!
we are programmed by the media, not to vote based on a debate on the issues, but for the soundbite or joke or putdown or appearance or... media push.
which is exactly the point of what I wrote.
At this point, Hillary Clinton might be the only person capable of uniting the fractured GOP.
But who is worse than Hillary?
On second thought, I don't think I want to learn the answer to that question.
Sadly, you are exactly right. People here are talking about some conspiracy by the MSM to silence conservative candidates and that's a crock. Voters are more informed than they have ever been. The reason that conservative candidates are doing poorly is because people aren't supporting them! The country has long since moved left culturally and we are quickly moving left economically. The right doesn't currently have someone articulate and inspirational enough to change peoples' hearts and pull them back to conservatism as we did with Reagan.
There are threads here where people are talking about who Thompson should pick as his running mate. Get a grip!!! Thompson ain't going anywhere but down! By Tuesday he'll probably be out of the race. 2008 is a wash. It is the Democrats' to lose.
At this point we have two parties, liberal and more liberal and that is what the voters want.
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