Posted on 01/17/2008 11:26:02 PM PST by melt
Democrat Hillary Rodham Clinton welcomed her traveling press corps aboard her campaign plane Wednesday with a humorous riff on the standard flight attendant speech familiar to commercial air travelers.
"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, and welcome aboard the maiden flight of Hill Force One," Clinton said over the plane's intercom as it taxied down the runway en route to Reno, Nev.
Nevada holds precinct caucuses Saturday; polls show Clinton in a tight three-way contest here with Barack Obama and John Edwards.
"My name is Hillary and I am so pleased to have most of you on board," she said. "FAA regulations prohibit the use of any cell phones, Blackberries or wireless devices that may be used to transmit a negative story about me.
"In a few minutes, I am going to switch off the 'Fasten Your Seat Belt' sign. However, I've learned lately that things can get awfully bumpy when you least expect it _ so you might want to keep those seat belts fastened.
"And in the event of an unexpected drop in poll numbers, this plane will be diverted to New Hampshire.
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This is a creepy joke.
Former Co-President H911ary Clinton should stay away from "Flight Attendant"" jokes--- considering that she and B911 Clinton were significantly responsible for 911. The Sudan offered up Osama Bin Laden to them 3 times before 911--- and they rejected all 3 offers.
The rest is history...
Let’s play humanizing the inhuman...
On second thought let’s don’t. She sought to silence women her husband abused, and most likey even raped and asaulted. There’s nothing human about his animal.
The story is just silly, your post offensive.
Rush played the audio of this on his show today. I don’t know how he got it.
As for Melt’s post, it’s pretty much true what he posted.
No, just someone who doesn't enjoy seeing 911 being used in this way. In the context of a silly "personality piece" on Hillary Clinton.
It's just stupid to try to make it seem like she is responsible for 9-11. She wasn't president, no matter what she wants to make some believe, and the terrorists were responsible for 9-11.
Sorry if the truth ruins your stupid attempt at "cutting humor" or whatever. I just don't think using 3000 dead to make some lame and unconvincing connection between Hillary and 911 is very intelligent. Your obvious sensitivity confirms it.
No, Hillary isn’t responsible for 911, and saying so is Truther-level stupidity.
Someone else is actually driving, while Hillary is just the face in the cabin.
http://archive.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2006/9/10/181819.shtml
Race is the tray in an upright position
Extinguish all joking materials
Prepare your customs declaration cards but withold the race card until instructed to reveal them to the press in the forward section of the aircraft
Lap dancers will begin their presentations shortly.
Ms. Abadin is requested to retire to the aft washroom alone in 10 minutes.
Do not communicate with "that man" in the straight jacket in row 1.
Enjoy your fight.
You are an utter fool.
BILL CLINTON was president.
Even if in disparaging her, your attempt to make Hillary seem like a co-president only STRENGTHENS her claims.
Please--you CAN'T be this stupid.
LOL!
I’m with you Wolf.
Clinton Derangement Syndrome clouds minds, skews values and destroys even the veneer of civility.
We can defeat her with the facts, we don't have to do Six Degrees of 9-11.
Hey, Beth. See how playful she is when you ask her a question about the status conference in Los Angeles on Feb. 21. That’s when the judge will set a trial date. Summer is the most likely time for her to be deposed while the Senate takes a break. Chelsea and Bill will be before that.
I thought it was kinda funny. I mean had Thompson or Romney had done this people here would be praising them big time.
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