Preston County User Fee

Gazzfriends ^ | 1/15/08 | Keli Kilohana

[Keli Kilohana]

WHEREAS, Preston County provides the citizens of Morgantown, Monongalia County with the crystal clear waters of Decker’s Creek and the Cheat River--and cool mountain breezes for their free use; and,

WHEREAS, Preston County’s majestic mountains provide the citizens of Morgantown, Monongalia County with shade from the rising sun--greatly reducing their air conditioning bills in the summer! And, those same mountains selflessly absorb dangerous and cancer causing Global Warming UV rays; and,

WHEREAS, Preston County provides the citizens of Morgantown, Monongalia County with access to I-68 and the shortcut through the Cumberland mountains to all points east; and,

WHEREAS, Preston County provides the citizens of Morgantown, Monongalia County with a low taxed bedroom for many of its best employees; and,

WHEREAS, Preston County provides the citizens of Morgantown, Monongalia County with a convenient source of buckwheat cakes, ginseng and ramps, and,

WHEREAS, the good people of the free state of Preston County have had to put up with the moronic city and county planning of Morgantown, Monongalia County;

I petition the Preston County Commission to place on this year’s primary ballot a resolution to charge all citizens of Monongalia County with a user fee of $2.00 a week (two dollars a week) for these benefits and benevolences.

[Keli Kilohana]

What's good for the goose...

[jaredt112]

There’s a user fee in Huntington and Charleston now too. Actually, Huntington and 4 other cities in the state are looking to implement a 1% income tax along with an occupation tax.

This state is so overtaxed its pathetic.