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An unfortunate loss of a good joke: leftist thinking finally overtakes math parody
http://wmbriggs.com ^ | WM Briggs

Posted on 01/09/2008 3:30:42 AM PST by mattstat

There was an old, and sadly funny joke about the Evolution of Math Quizzes that went like this:

1960s

A logger cuts and sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is four-fifths of that amount. What is his profit?

1970s New-math

A logger exchanges a set (L) of lumber for a set (M) of money. The cardinality of Set M is 100. The set C of production costs contains 20 fewer points. What is the cardinality of Set P of profits?

1980s

A logger cuts and sells a truckload of lumber for $100. Her cost is $80, her profit is $20. Find and circle the number 20.

1990s

An unenlightened logger cuts down a beautiful stand of 100 trees in order to make a $20 profit. Write an essay explaining how you feel about this as a way to make money. Topic for discussion: How did the forest birds and squirrels feel?

Ha ha ha ha! Right?

Unfortunately, wrong. For here...

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: anticapitalism; math; parody; satire

1 posted on 01/09/2008 3:30:46 AM PST by mattstat
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2 posted on 01/09/2008 3:41:32 AM PST by Vaquero (" an armed society is a polite society" Heinlein "MOLON LABE!" Leonidas of Sparta)
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To: mattstat

Someone ought to tell the Germans that they are plagiarizing. If they aren’t shamed by political correctness, then maybe they’d be shamed by an accusation of plagiarism.


3 posted on 01/09/2008 3:46:39 AM PST by Brilliant
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To: mattstat

Ping for later.


4 posted on 01/09/2008 3:53:29 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (Being an idealist excuses nothing. Hitler was an idealist.)
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To: Brilliant
Someone ought to tell the Germans that they are plagiarizing. If they aren’t shamed by political correctness, then maybe they’d be shamed by an accusation of plagiarism.

Actually plagiarism isn't really that horrid. Now being late or incompentent is shameful. I am not joking. Give a German crap for being incompetent at the task for which they have been trained and it makes them crazy. Owning a poorly trained dog is also shameful.

5 posted on 01/09/2008 3:54:28 AM PST by Einigkeit_Recht_Freiheit (Most men would rather die, than think. Many do.)
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To: mattstat

bmpo


6 posted on 01/09/2008 3:58:09 AM PST by ichabod1 ("Self defense is not only our right, it is our duty." President Ronald Reagan)
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To: mattstat
2000s

A blogger has a site that gets 100K hits per day with an average 10MB file download. Her web hosting and domain registration fees originally cost $100 per month, but now her ISP wants to structure her at 12 cents per GB bandwidth. Should she move the site? Topic for discussion: What about sidebar ads as an alternative? Bonus question: What IS it with Britney? Like, elaborate.

7 posted on 01/09/2008 4:02:35 AM PST by Sender (Feel like, I feel like a poke chop san'wich)
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To: mattstat

There is never anything funny about math.


8 posted on 01/09/2008 4:13:19 AM PST by BallyBill (Serial Hit-N-Run poster)
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To: Vaquero

LOL


9 posted on 01/09/2008 4:41:04 AM PST by GOPJ (Drug dealers are NOT "unlicensed pharmacists" - - Illegals are NOT "undocumented workers". Bailey)
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To: mattstat
Speaking of math, Chuck Norris can divide by zero...But he's not much when it comes to endorsing presidential candidates.
10 posted on 01/09/2008 5:02:25 AM PST by BufordP (Had Mexicans flown planes into the World Trade Center, Jorge Bush would have surrendered.)
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To: BallyBill
There is never anything funny about math.

Two plus two equals five for very large values of two.

11 posted on 01/09/2008 5:19:33 AM PST by CPOSharky (Energy plan: Build refineries and nuke plants, drill for our oil, mine our coal.)
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To: mattstat

Bump


12 posted on 01/09/2008 5:33:37 AM PST by Ditto (Global Warming: The 21st Century's Snake Oil)
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To: CPOSharky

Now THAT’s funny!


13 posted on 01/09/2008 5:37:38 AM PST by SlowBoat407 (Just how will wrecking the U.S. economy save the planet?)
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To: mattstat
http://wmbriggs.com/blog/2008/01/09/an-unfortunate-loss-of-a-good-joke-leftist-thinking-finally-overtakes-math-parody/
14 posted on 01/09/2008 5:38:16 AM PST by lowbridge
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http://www.foreignpolicy.com/story/cms.php?story_id=4095&page=0
15 posted on 01/09/2008 5:43:17 AM PST by lowbridge
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To: BufordP

Chuck Norris wears Jack Bauer pajamas. :-)


16 posted on 01/09/2008 6:32:19 AM PST by wbill
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To: mattstat

What an excellent website. Bookmarked it. Thanks.


17 posted on 01/09/2008 6:43:26 AM PST by ottbmare
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To: CPOSharky
Two plus two equals five for very large values of two.

Or very small values of five.

18 posted on 01/09/2008 6:44:44 AM PST by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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