Unemployed to Sterilize Monkeys in India (Aggressive primates destroying farms, attacking people)

ABC News (USA) ^ | January 3, 2007 | GAVIN RABINOWITZ

[Stoat]

An intriguing public-works project. If successful, perhaps a variation of this plan could be adapted to "certain populations" here in the USA

((((snicker))))

(no, I'm not a Nazi)

[Stoat]

Youth job training ping

[Lizavetta]

Conservationists condemned the proposal to let inexperienced youths sterilize monkeys, saying it was cruel and would not solve the problem.

Why do I get the feeling that most "conservationists" would support full scale Planned Parenthood "programs" on poor Indian women, or women in general for that matter?

[Bob]

The idea drew immediate condemnation from conservationists, who said the plan was unscientific and would likely worsen the problem.

Fine -- just shoot 'em then. Monkey - the other white meat.

[Resolute Conservative]

SSS, repeat as needed. There monkey problem fixed.

[Stoat]

Conservationists condemned the proposal to let inexperienced youths sterilize monkeys, saying it was cruel and would not solve the problem.

Why do I get the feeling that most "conservationists" would support full scale Planned Parenthood "programs" on poor Indian women, or women in general for that matter?

Agreed, and these same folks would join "women's organizations" such as NOW in their deafening silence regarding the breathtaking and unspeakable brutality inflicted upon women in India on so very many levels.

Conservationists condemned the proposal to let inexperienced youths sterilize monkeys, saying it was cruel and would not solve the problem.

Why do I get the feeling that most "conservationists" would support full scale Planned Parenthood "programs" on poor Indian women, or women in general for that matter?

[KarlInOhio]

"Affected districts would be identified and local youth involved in the process, who would be provided training in capturing and sterilization by the experts," the statement quoted Dhumal as saying, adding that they would use "laser sterilization."

News from the future: The Indian countryside is being attacked by rampaging monkeys armed with lasers. Men who have to go outside are advised to wear their titanium underwear protect themselves.

[Emmett McCarthy]

Yeah, but most monkeys are peaceful. It’s only some radical, extremist monkeys we have to watch out for...Oh, wait - I thought it said “muzzies”.

[oneamericanvoice]

Where do I sign up? ((evil grin & twinkle of eyes))

[oneamericanvoice]

“Fine — just shoot ‘em then. Monkey - the other white meat.”

This begs the question of what kind of wine goes with monkey. Someone get Rachel Ray on the line! Or maybe there could be a throw down with Bobby Flay! Can’t help myself...Iron Chef, Monkey Battle!

[oneamericanvoice]

Beware the wrath of the monkey god!

[SF Republican]

(no, I'm not a Nazi) - I heard a reporter this morning on NPR talking about the Nationalist policy when discussing the Federal policy re EPA and the Calif emissions fight.

[rod1]

Guess it amounts to a Lorena Bobbitt wannabe audition.

[ovrtaxt]

You gotta have a lot of balls to try to sterilize a monkey.

[Stoat]

I heard a reporter this morning on NPR talking about the Nationalist policy when discussing the Federal policy re EPA and the Calif emissions fight.

I always find it so dismaying that Socialists constantly invoke Nazi references and imagery when attempting to denigrate and impugn Republican policy, particularly since Nazism was far more a manifestation of the Left than the Right.  In doing so, they only serve to voice their desire to minimize the evils of true Nazism.

[Hoffer Rand]

Make sure you get the ones that haven’t met the unemployed youths, so you can have that local favorite, monkey balls.

[SmithL]

Boiling them for 15 minutes should make them sterile enough.

[LexBaird]

I’ve often contemplated about how having “Monkey Gelder” on my CV would be a career enhancement.

[oneamericanvoice]

Thanks for the tips! But I have a question, are monkey balls like bourbon balls....

[Chode]

wouldn't it be easier and cheaper just to shoot a few thousand here and there???