“Fine — just shoot ‘em then. Monkey - the other white meat.”
This begs the question of what kind of wine goes with monkey. Someone get Rachel Ray on the line! Or maybe there could be a throw down with Bobby Flay! Can’t help myself...Iron Chef, Monkey Battle!
Make sure you get the ones that haven’t met the unemployed youths, so you can have that local favorite, monkey balls.
After Pearl Harbor, besieged American soldiers on the Bataan Peninsula were forced to eat monkey meat to survive. Mess sergeants’ ingenuity was tested to the utmost.
One survivor observed, “It wasn’t that bad, unless your serving included the hands in your messkit.”
Anyway, there’s a variety of meats these Hindus need to stop worshipping and start eating, IMHO.
;^)
There’s got to be a Cajun or Creole recipe for monkey.