LOL, oh you are funny....
The dimpled one and the bent one.
The question is who will put the lipstick on the pig!
It's revolting enough to contemplate that he put his
dipstick in the pig, much less lipstick
on it. I mean, there's coyote ugly, there's hoggin' it, but that's the equivalent of handing a bull dyke a pair of scissors and asking her just give it a trim around the 'boys'. LOL
