It's revolting enough to contemplate that he put his
dipstick in the pig, much less lipstick
on it. I mean, there's coyote ugly, there's hoggin' it, but that's the equivalent of handing a bull dyke a pair of scissors and asking her just give it a trim around the 'boys'. LOL
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