Just this past Sunday night.. a friend called me to see if I wanted to play in a poker tourney... I “asked” my wife if it was “OK”... But, I was GOING! I knew it, she knew it.. the whole damn world knew it! :-)
Unless she’d told me we were committed to a family funeral, I was going.
After 24 years of marriage, this is my way of communicating to her, that “Hey babe, I’m going to play poker tonight”. And, I get credit for being a “good guy”. You have to know how to play this game!
“Hey babe, I’m going to play poker tonight”.
Some don’t understand. Its funny for a woman to have her man in check. Its mean for a man to, well, be a man.
Me:“Hey babe, I’m going to play poker tonight”.
Her:”no you’re not”
(ten minutes of laughter insues)
What? Is she gonna stand in front of the door? I am a foot taller than my wife and outweigh her by 100 pounds so we know thats an impossiblity.
I cannot imagine a woman that bitches and moans and cries and keeps their man’s testicles in her purse all the time.
Boy, I can’t wait to come home to that!!